14. Karaoke

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Hi all! Chapter update here. Have a wonderful day! (As you can tell, I'm in a good mood today)


(The Avengers are online)

(Pietro and Wanda are online)

Natasha: So how did your date go last night?

Steve: Umm, it was okay.

Wanda: Fine.

Natasha: What did you do??

Steve: Im gonna kill you Nat.

Clint: EXCUSE ME BUT NAT AND I ARE THE MASTER ASSASSINS IN THE HOUSE!

Thor: BABY BABY BABY OH!!

Tony: Thor, just no. Justin Bieber went out of style like before he even went into style!

Thor: OH REALLY? BUT HE'S SO COOL!

Pietro: Oh I heard about that girl. But she sings so badly.

Thor: JUSTIN BIEBER IS AWESOME!! 

Bruce: I don't like loud songs. They make me Hulk out.

Pietro: Everything makes you Hulk out, Bruce. You just need to relax.

Bruce: YOU THINK I DON'T?

Tony: Whoa calm it Big Guy!

Steve: Anybody up for karaoke tonight? There's this really cool bar I found down the road.

Tony: I have a karaoke room in the tower. lets go!

Bruce: But wait-

Clint: C'mon it'll be fun Bruce

Natasha: You don't even have to sing you just sit there drinking whilst others whine over the microphone

Thor: I SHALL GO AND SING ONE DIRECTION AND JUSTIN BIEBER!


(At the karaoke room)

Tony: So who wants to go first?

Thor: ME MAN OF URINE

Tony: What??

Thor: OOPS SPELL CHECK I WROTE URON BY ACCIDENT AND IT FIXED IT TO URINE

Wanda: Ok that's just wierd

Thor: I SHALL BE SINGING 'STORY OF MY LIFE' FOR YOU FELLOW AVENGERS!

Natasha: I'm gonna go and get some soda

Steve: Hey Wanda wanna sit next to me?

Wanda: Er-*looks at Pietro*

Pietro: Just sit.

Wanda: *sits next to Steve*

Natasha: *winks at the pair* *sits next to Clint*

Thor: STORY OF MY LIFE! I'LL TAKE HER HOME! 

Bruce: Take who home?

Thor: SPEND HER LOVE UNTIL SHE'S BROKE INSIDE

Pietro: These phrases are so cheesy and gross.

Thor: IT'S FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEN!

Steve: Ooh I wanna sing! 

Wanda: What're you gonna sing?

Tony: Your captain theme song!

Clint: When captain america throws his mighty shield

Bruce: Then all those opposed to the shield must YIEEEEEEELD!

Natasha: So unless you're a...can't think of anything

Steve: No I'm going to sing Prisoner of Love for Wanda

Wanda: Aww thanks

Pietro: Don't get too cheesy or I'll hurt you

Steve: Jesus fine

Natasha: Ooh Maximogers gonna get smoky tonight!

Clint: What?

Thor: MR AND MRS ROGERS YAY!

Wanda: I'm sorry but what?

Tony: Just god damn sing will ya?

Steve: Ok ok here...

Natasha: Oh boy!

Steve: I'M A PRISONER OF LOVE PRISONER OF LOVE JUST A PRISONER OF LOVE

Wanda: How sweet.

Pietro: Stop it Steve you're sounding wierd

Tony: Eww

Bruce: Gonna go and do some science see ya

Clint: hey nat wanna go and make out?

Natasha: Sure

(Natasha, Clint and Bruce have logged off)

Steve: Wait what about my singing?

Wanda: It was good enough for me?

Steve: Hey Wanda wanna go and make out?

Wanda: Sure

Pietro: STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU

(Steve and Wanda have logged off)

Thor: LOOKS LIKE ITS JUST US

Tony: I'm gonna sing...

Pietro: Anyone wanna go and spy on our two OTP's?

Thor: YASSSS!

Tony: I Miss Peppa but ok

(Tony, Thor and Pietro have logged off)

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