└── 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫!

𝟐𝟎

Scaramouche
Hey

Kazuha
Hi
It's unusual for u to text me first
Is something up?

Scaramouche
It's been three weeks since
I talked to her

Kazuha
Wow
I didn't know you were counting

Scaramouche
Shut up
I think it's time for me to apologise
I asked that ginger clown and he said
to talk to Y/n in person and not over text
What do u think?

Kazuha
I feel honoured to be ur personal advisor
And yea I think it's a good idea
But u should unblock her first

Scaramouche
The thing is tho
A few weeks back
She gave a rlly dirty look passing by
So wouldn't that be irrational?

Kazuha
Didn't you say you wanted her
to leave you alone?
You have that now
So why do you want her back

Scaramouche
Life is boring
I need entertainment

Kazuha
I don't like that answer
But I suppose if she gave u a dirty look
Text her instead
At least that way it'll be less embarrassing
to be on delivered than it would to be
ignored irl

Scaramouche
What if I'm blocked too?

Kazuha
Then that's a u problem

Scaramouche
Fuck off
I need genuine advice

Kazuha
You just said you asked Childe

Scaramouche
As if I give a shit about what
that mindless idiot says

Kazuha
I gave u my advice
Don't mess this up
And don't try anything stupid either

Scaramouche
Why the fuck r u so against me?
What do you think I'm gonna do?

Kazuha
I honestly think ur just playing again
But whatever
Just know that if u mess up again
I'm not helping u clean up whatever
mess u create

Scaramouche
Oh so scary
Goofy ahh

Kazuha
Bro
[seen]

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Despite his friends warning, Scaramouche feels no fear for his words. What mess could possibly be created from this? There would be nothing for him to worry about, only her once he's done. He scoffs at the thought but quickly brushes it aside.