GC: "The tinder dates"
TW: Explicit language
me: anyone up??
norizz: for u always
carlitos: yeah, wdyw
madmax: i'm gonna regret it, but yes?
me: i need help with something
lechair: what is it??
osc: is it so important that u r texting us at 2 am???
dannyric: it seems like it
madmax: help with what????
madmax: are you hurt???
madmax: do you need medical assistance????
me: no, no, i'm okay
me: so you see
me: i was on tinder
me: and i usually ask Thea for opinion
me: but she's sick and went to sleep at 9 like a grandma
dannyric: wow, how dare she being sick?
me: ikr??
me: anyways, i'll send you some potential candidates, i need opinions
carlitos: why
madmax: i knew i would regret asking what was going on
norizz: "potential candidates"???????
me: okay so first one: Hans, 28
me: he lives in Zurich and works title says "wealth manager at Zurich Bank"
carlitos: so he is rich?
norizz: aren't you getting paid enough in mercedes @me ????
dannyric: okay seems right so far
me: yeah but look at his bio
me: "MBA from Harvard, fluent in 4 languages (finance, English, German, and French), and my suit game is always on point. Ready to invest in the right relationship? Let's make our own compound interest. 💼❤️
Hobbies: Trading stocks, collecting rare watches, fine dining, and analyzing financial reports (by the fireplace, of course). 🕰️🍷
Fun Fact: My favorite workout is carrying the weight of the global economy on my shoulders."
osc: yikes
lechair: i would say pass, he seems obsessed with his work
dannyric: for once, charlie is right
lechair: wdym for once??????
carlitos: weird vibes, next
me: lmao okay
me: Alain, 27
me: so, the problem here is that we don't know what he does for a job but he is HOT, caps on HOT
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