GC: "the birthday party" (pt. 2 of "the gift")
TW: offensive language.
lechair: thank you guyss so much for coming yesterday!
lechair: and for the gifts
lechair: a man can never have enough bottles of jack daniel's, am i right?
carlitos: in my defence, i will say i tried to get you something else
carlitos: but we couldn't agree on anything it was a mess
me: charlieeeeeeee<333
me: think about it, you don't have to buy alcohol for the next one
norizz: next one as in we can go this afternoon?
norizz: i'm down
osc: yeah me 2
dannyric: sounds alright, no better way to get rid of a hangover than drinking more
madmax: u guys are light weights
me: well, if max is coming you might need more alcohol actually...
me: but i'm down 2
carlitos: u guys just invited yourselves to his house like that?
lechair: if u bring food i'm game
carlitos: and he is okay with it??
me: booo carlos what is wrong with u
norizz: fr, you were cool man what happened
carlitos: oh i'm coming too, just pointing out the facts
me: we need a debrief of yesterday's events
madmax: no i don't think we do actually
norizz: oh we surely do
norizz: i can't believe u have been giving me shit for trying to flirt with @me
norizz: and then tried to do it yourself
madmax: tbf your tries were pretty lame
madmax: not to say, almost disrespectful
me: nooo guyss don't fight haha you're so sexy
osc: u r enjoying it @me
carlitos: ofc she is
norizz: don't flatter yourself that much, max, she will make out with anyone after a couple drinks
me: hey!
me: well it's true but that sounded judgmental coming from you
norizz: sorry bby
madmax: anyways
dannyric: i can't believe i missed max flirting
carlitos: you also missed a guy trying to flirt with lando
me: oh that was delightful
norizz: i get i'm irresistible for anyone, but he was a bit too insistent
osc: it's not the first time as well
me: WHAT
carlitos: lmao
dannyric: how did he get out of it?
me: i had to save his ass and act like his clingy gf
me: if i knew u were going to get so handsy i would have left u there
norizz: i didn't hear you complain
lechair: guys save this for couple's counceling
carlos: fr
dannyric: what food are we getting?
madmax: finally someone asks important questions
lechair: nono, danny also has some things to explain
lechair: i found him this morning on my guest bedroom with that chick from the casino
me: u mean the burlesque dancer????
me: how was she in your party???
lechair: monaco is not that big lol
carlitos: every person in monaco was in charles' house yesterday night apparently
osc: omg like your ex gf
me: CARLOS' EX?????
carlitos: don't please
norizz: oooooh
norizz: so that is why suddenly you were so over it and eating some girl's face off
me: can't believe u tried a high school type move
me: to make ur ex jealous??? that's hilarious
osc: back to danny
osc: we heard them
norizz: yeah, we were looking for charles' secret stash and they were LOUD
me: well if lando is impressed i'm impressed
me: wait stash as in weed??
dannyric: charles scared her off
lechair: i thought it was just you in the room...
lechair: and i offered breakfast too
lechair: to the other thing, i'm not making any statements
madmax: hah
me: max i have ur wallet
madmax: why
me: you gave it to me
madmax: oh
osc: you actually said: have it there is a condom there somewhere
osc: and then passed out in the couch
norizz: lmao
lechair: lmao
carlitos: lmao
dannyric: lmao
me: um well
me: i'm hungry which one of u hoes is picking me up
osc: offensive for no reason
norizz: i'm there in 5
me: luv yaa
carlitos: u two should kiss or something
madmax: don't
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