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GC:  The date (nsfw)

me: guyssssssssss

albono: what's up

madmax: why are u texting at this time

lechair: it's just 1 am, what are you, 80????

carlitos: lol

logiebear: is she going to say smthing else?

norizz: yeah what was all that about

me: guys remember that guy from the hotel in Monza?

carlitos: the one you said you wanted to ride instead of your f1 car on the race?

albono: YOU SAID WHAT DKHJKSDHFLJ

me: yeah well we all say things... so we went on a date.

madmax: you went on a date????? why wasn't informed of the time and place??? that is dangerous

norizz: it wasn't me, auch

lechair: let her talk!!

albono: charles, you are one nosy mf

me: sooooo... it was awful

carlitos: oh nooo

logiebear: what happened?

me: we had dinner at the place carlos suggested, and we had a lot in common, like we were chatting away like we knew each other forever

oscarpastry: what did I miss?

albono: so it was going well?

lechair: can't wait to see how did it go wrong from that i'm invested now

carlitos: yeah me too, we should get the popcorn.

me: so we went back to his

me: and i don't usually do this, like i need some kind of trust before sleeping w someone

me: but i was like 2nite im getting laid one way or another

madmax: hey stop it!

norizz: can i be the another

carlitos: bruh stop it you need help

lechair: get in line brother

me: we are like making out and i accidentally push a door and it is a bedroom with like a single bed

me: not a kids bedroom, but maybe like a teen, yk?

me: i ask him and he is like "nah nah it's a spare room"

albono:  he has a spare room in his house, such a red flag

carlitos: u didn't fuck the guy because he had a single bed? lmfao

me: no, we then made it to another bedroom with like a king-size and everything.

me: and like we are making out, i'm sitting on top right

me: and then i feel like something warm

madmax: you are a child idk if i want to keep reading this...

lechair: i do

me: he came in his pants!!!!!!1!1

carlitos: LOL

lechair: LOL

madmax: LOL

albono: @madmax ????

me: that's not the bad part, happens to the best of you right? no big deal.

norizz: baby you wouldn't get that w me

oscarpastry: so what was the bad part?

me: while im processing what is going on, i hear keys on the door and he almost throws me away from him.

me: HIS PARENTS

carlitos: wasn't he the owner of the hotel???

lechair: "happens to the best of you" EXCUSE YOU?

me: so i RAN

me: and that is why im home at this hour, bored, disappointed and unfucked

madmax: well, that's what you get for dating guys before i've done a background check

logiebear: at least one of us is going on dates

lechair: touché

me: at this point, i might have to fuck lando

norizz:  you all said I had no chance, HA!

carlitos: that is not the flex you thought it was...

logiebear: lmao

albono: lmao

oscarpastry: lmao

madmax:  please, do not have sex with lando

norizz: shut up max stick to driving

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