GC: "The picture" Requested
Tw: Explicit language
carlitos: lando did you lose your phone???
madmax: what is going on?
lechair: he might have gotten his phone stolen
dannyric: how do u know that
me: yeah did they send u his nudes or something
lechair: or something
lechair: check instagram
osc: zak is going to be soooooo happy
me: he's a pr nightmare istg
madmax: why did lando post a pic of himself almost naked on instagram?
carlitos: that's what i was trying to figure out
carlitos: he isn't picking up, so he is either hacked or somebody else has his phone
lechair: the people are loving the pic
dannyric: yeah, i saw it
lechair: maybe we should all take the artistic semi-nudity route, it seems to work
me: stick to artistic not driving into a wall leclerc
osc: where is lando anyways
me: i think u guys are missing the fact that it is lando we are talking about here
me: he probably accidentally posted it himself, he's a muppet
carlitos: well that checks out
lechair: i was already getting a pump in for my photos
dannyric: maybe next time cowboy
madmax: i'll like to see that lol
me: stop the gay shit if you are not going to make out with him
osc: lmao
norizz: what is going on???
norizz: why is everyone blowing up my phone??
me: check your instagram tiger
carlitos: ...
lechair: ...
dannyric: ...
norizz: oh shit
me: oh shit, indeed
norizz: ok i took it down
madmax: did you get hacked??
norizz: nah
dannyric: at least it wasn't a full nude pic
madmax: yeah your dick could be all over the internet, so it could be worse
norizz: i was trying to send it to someone
me: who are u sending that to?????
carlitos: here we go
lechair: shhh my favourite drama is starting
norizz: to someone who, like me, wasn't invited to your's and oscar's little coffee date
dannyric: i'm getting pop corn
osc: lol that's why he was acting up this morning
me: yeah, stop acting like a child
carlitos: you had your chance, my muppet friend
lechair: just this time, oscar was faster
me: can u two stop it
me: we literally just went to get breakfast
me: i needed all the caffeine i could get after yesterday's tinder fiasco
norizz: yeah whatever
osc: did you talk to zak?
carlitos: you never know, zak is quite unpredictable
lechair: all press is good press i guess
dannyric: he might be booking you the cover of playboy rn
me: i just imagined lando with bunny ears
madmax: they suit him i think
norizz: if u guys want to see me naked all you have to do is ask, stop this bullshit
carlitos: nah thanks
lechair: i'll pass
me: already did
dannyric: already did
osc: already did, sadly
madmax: well, quite the exhibitionist we got here
me: dw max, u ain't missing much
norizz: i'll print this message and remind you of it next time @me
madmax: if you are taking nudes, take them with a burner phone
me: max????
carlitos: he knows what he's talking about apparently
me: can i see
dannyric: already did
osc: ?????
madmax: it's just some advice
lechair: sus advice imo
me: now i'm intrigued
norizz: don't be
carlitos: well, i don't take nudes but tomorrow i'll drive naked if any of you can actually catch me on track
lechair: bet
me: y'all weird
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