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GC: "The gift"

TW: offensive language


carlitos made a new group "charlies bday present"

carlitos added you


carlitos: guys

carlitos: and girl

carlitos: we need to think of a gift for charles his birthday is coming up

madmax: oh yeah

madmax: what do you have in mind?

carlitos: idk that is why i'm asking you

dannyric: buy him a watch or something

madmax: he has a ton of those, i don't think he would need another one

osc: yeah, we get a lot from sponsors 

norizz: do you want to give him a watch we get for free? man that's low osc

me: what is going on u whores

madmax: language, please

tripod: @madmax funny u said that

me: pierre u are his friend what do we buy him

tripod:  i already am throwing him a party, that is a you problem

tripod: i have enough, thx

me: yeah u got enough, the party and being french

norizz: lmao not the french slaughter

me: shut up u talking tea bag

madmax: guys stop, we need to figure out a gift

tripod: and u need to do it quick because the party is in 2 days

tripod left the chat

dannyric:  well, that went alright

osc: how about some vinyl records, he likes music right?

norizz: yeah, that's actually a great idea osc

me: he's not going to fuck you

carlitos: lol

carlitos: except those are very fragile and i don't think giving him that at the party would go well

madmax: true, you guys get wild

me: not max talking like a 80 year old

me: when we know for a fact he is getting shit-faced at the party

norizz: yeah max like????

osc: can't wait to see that

carlitos: any other suggestions?

norizz: get him a stripper for the party

me: omg yes

me: he's gonna b sooooo awkward

me: i'll check my contacts

carlitos: any serious suggestions?

madmax: i think he would like if we could get his favourite artist to play live

me: that's okay too, i guess

norizz: the stripper is a better gift 

norizz: we are going to be stuck listening to some piano shit instead of seeing titties

osc: i can't believe i'm about to say this but 

osc: i agree with lando, piano music is going to be boring for a party

carlitos: i got it

carlitos: football tickets

carlitos: we can all go together

me: that's just an excuse to go see real madrid

madmax: i got it

madmax: we can get him a date with that friend of yours he liked @me 

osc:  i don't like where this is going

me:  yeah, me neither i'm not getting thea into this

dannyric: so... we are bringing a bottle of something each right?

me: yup

norizz: yeah

carlitos: u guys are impossible

carlitos: this is why we can't have nice things...



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