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GC: "The tinder match"

Tw: Explicit language.


Saturday, 4:43PM

me: guys

me: remember alex???

dannyric: the hot motorcycle guy?

carlitos: yeah what

madmax: was the hot necessary??? @dannyric

me: we matched!!!!!

lechair: duh?

osc: it's kind of cute how you think there was a possibility of him not liking you

norizz: have to agree

me: awww guys stopppp

me: he wants to meet tonight

lechair: aren't you coming to the club opening thing?

me: i don't wanna miss it

madmax: invite him

carlitos: idk if that's a good idea

dannyric: as much as i would love to see people fight, i agree with sainz

me: i might invite him

me: think about it

me: it's a public place, and if something goes wrong i have all of you there

madmax: agree, we get to supervise

madmax: safety first

osc: well that's a point too, but won't it make it awkward?

norizz: oh it's going to be more than awkward

me: i don't like your tone sir

norizz: what tone, it's a text??

carlitos:  i might bring someone too

lechair:  yeah me too

me: well, i'll go tell alex

norizz: wElL iLl gO tElL aLeX


Sunday, 11:03 AM

carlitos: breakfast anyone?

lechair: i could use a croissant

me:  yeah me too

me: can't believe what happened last night

osc: i'll say i told you, but i didn't really so

dannyric: what are you guys going on about?

me: you would have seen it if you didn't disappear with that blonde for hours

madmax: it wasn't that bad

norizz: i agree with max, you guys are being dramatic

me: dramatic???????

me: first, max conducted a third degree on my date

osc: that's the least bad part

me: he asked him if he planned to have sex with me and that, if so, what contraception was he planning to use

me: literal words

dannyric: pffff ahahahah

madmax: i wanted you to be safe, that's all

carlitos: to be fair, if your guy had some bad intentions, after max's threats he totally reconsidered

me: then, everything was going great

me: until i heard arguing

norizz: it was carlos and charles' plus ones

osc: can't believe u guys tried to interchange them

lechair: it was worth the try

carlitos: yeah, would do it again

me: i had to separate them, they ripped each other's extensions

lechair: hey, i got scratched on my face too

madmax: it serves you right

dannyric: damn why did i miss that

me: after that, i went back to alex

me: but by then lando was drunk off his ass

osc: wasted, i would say

carlitos: i tried holding him back

me: he started talking shit to alex

me: and telling him about some innapropiate... things as well

dannyric: @norizz why do u behave like a 15 year old

madmax: so then i'm the weird one for talking to your date about it, but he did it too???

me: no, u didn't get it...

lechair: wait, but if that happened, why did you go back with lando???

carlitos: U DID WHAT????

osc: woman...

me: well it was kinda hot how he got all bothered 

me: plus you all know why i was on tinder anyway

osc: to find someone better?

madmax: to fuck someone and forget about lando?

dannyric: to make him jealous you whore!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: ding

norizz: i wasn't jealous.

osc: yeah sure

lechair:  alex was nice, if he wanted to fight u you would have been fucked

carlitos: yeah, i wouldn't want to get in a fight with that guy

me: so... pick me up for breakfast?

carlitos: tell lando to move his ass and drive u

norizz: yeez what do i want enemies for...




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