Murder Drones One-Shots [Volume One]

Where Did N Learn That?

A/N: This One-Shot does contain Drug-Use and Swearing, so if any of that is a trigger to you then I am just letting you know ahead of time. 

Uzi sighed as she laid her head down onto her pillow, throwing her backpack across the room. She had ran into her father heading to work, so she was all alone. The purple-haired drone began to get lost in her thoughts for awhile, debating if she should do what she thought of doing since she was alone. She wouldn't get caught, so why the hell not? Uzi decided to take this opportunity and take a few supplies out of the drawer of her nightstand next to her bed. A few minutes later, she was laying on her bed with a bunt in between her two fingers, slowly puffing the stick and blowing out the smoke in a line above her. She slightly laughed at the direction of the smoke when she blew. However, this laughter was soon brought with horror when she heard someone enter the apartment. Uzi thought her father forgot something and came back early, that was until a certain bright-eyed murder drone opened her door.

"UZI!" N screamed as he came through the door, not really paying attention to the fact that Uzi's backpack was right there, and he tripped.

"Ah shit! N you okay?" Uzi asked, however she saw the bunt still in her hand and threw it in a cup by her bed filled with water, for this very reason in case she was ever caught. However, just because she got rid of the product, doesn't mean she got rid of the smell. It took N a second to get up, but he eventually did and straightened out his long coat before sitting next to her on the bed.

"Heh, yeah I'm fine, don't worry about it. Hey, Uzi, why does it smell like that in here?" N inquired, and Uzi panicked.

"Huh? What smell? I don't know what your talking about! Bite me!" She yelled and threw a pillow at N's head.

"Hey! What did the pillow ever do to you? Its okay pillow," N said as he fluffed it and set it behind him, "I'm talking about the smokey and weird sweet smell in here Uzi. Is something on fi-" N stopped and his bright yellow eyes on his visor hollowed. He recognized this smell from when he worked as Tessa's butler. The young rebellious human used to sneak some from her parents stash when they were not looking, and have N keep watch while Tessa got high as a kite. One time, Tessa invited N to smoke with her, and he accepted, not knowing what he was getting himself into. Let's just say he learned a lot about his personality that day, and the memory caused his visor to blush.

"Uzi...is that weed?" N asked, pointing to the small amount of smoke blowing out of the cup of water. So much for that plan. Uzi sighed.

"Y-yeah...don't get mad okay? I just...it was hard day at school, Lizzy was just being a bitch along with her friends, and I rarely ever do this, only like a few times out of the month-" Her eyes went wide as she was cut off by N's hand covering her mouth. However, when the purple drone looked up, she saw N smiling.

"I'm not mad or anything. Its fine Uzi, I get it. Not like I haven't done it before. So I can't gripe. Besides, we're not human, so it can't exactly hurt us." N shrugged his shoulders and leaned back on the pillow she had thrown at him earlier. Uzi was surprised by his answer. N? The sweet, innocent, lovable N? He's gotten high before?!

"Holy hell N...I didn't know you had that side of you..." Uzi trailed off as she moved a piece of hair away from her visor, blushing slightly. She wasn't sure why, but this made her crush on the murder drone even harder than before. Oh how she wished she could tell him how she feels.

"So...you gonna share?" N giggled and Uzi giggled along with him. She got the contents out of her drawer again and rolled the first bunt and handed it to him. She was about to roll a second for herself but N stopped her.