Crack Chapter Pt. 5

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N: *Chilling out while drawing, casually picking up a green crayon*

*Uzi walks in.*

Uzi: N IS THAT A WEED?!!!!

N: WHA-?!  N-

Uzi: Can I have some?

N: ...

Uzi: (:0)_/

N: wtf is wrong wit u.

Uzi: a lot.

A/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't fukin sleep no more finals can kiss my asssssssssssss.  Ima go get some probably not really sleep oki bye or whatever.  Yeah if Uzi could pass that weed now-

*the damn purple toaster snuck up on me then hit me with a 2 x 4 knocking me out*

Uzi: Finally.  That cursed writing bitch needed some sleep.

Cyn: *casually looks at knocked out writer* Food?

N:....AHHHHHHHHHHH-

Uzi: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FRO-

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