Murder Drones One-Shots [Volume One]

Rough Day

A/N: Request from @Xerpich J x V.  IF ANYONE HAS A REQUEST THEY WOULD LIKE TO PUT DOWN, PLEASE GO TO MY SECOND VOLUME OF ONESHOTS ON MY PROFILE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER. I AM FINISHING UP THE ONESHOTS ON HERE AND THE BOOK WILL BE ENDING SOON, BUT THE SECOND VOLUME IS UP AND MORE ONESHOTS WILL BE POSTED ON THERE.  Anyways, enjoy!

"We need to go out there immediately and look into new territory to expand our forces!" Khan argued with a certain pigtailed murder drone who was currently trying to hold back her anger. Khan was an admit and respectable worker, she'll give him that. But sometimes? Sometimes he was a complete idiot that lacked competence to think things through logically.

"It won't do you any good if you're dead! Not even my squad dared to go outside of our territory back when we were still murdering your kind! There could be other squads out there! Let us do a sweep of the area before you start setting up more security defenses, alright?" J reasoned, but Khan huffed out in anger, visor almost going red.

"You murder drones and your need to see everything for yourself first."

Robo-god help me if it weren't for that damn purple toaster helping us out I'd kill his ass.

The female murder drone drew in a breath, she was trying to do her hardest not to lash out, but Khan wasn't listening to her, she was genuinely worried for the WDF. The worker drones had been around longer since them, but how they managed to survive this long? She had no idea. Nori's core walked into the mess right as Khan lashed out. She looked to her husband, seething with rage and saw J gripping the side of the table she was currently sitting on.

"Khan dear, how about we go with her idea? It would be safer, not to mention we just got back together as a family. What would Uzi do if she suddenly found out you were dead? We'd be crushed!" Nori reasoned with her husband. After some more negotiation Khan finally sided with the logical female drone and went home for the day. She nodded a thanks to Nori who simply waved her off. The two weren't really friends, but knew when to back one another up when it came to situations getting ugly and annoying.

I guess I should be getting back too, it's getting late.

The pigtailed drone walked to hers and V's residence inside of the bunker the workers gave them after defeating the solver. The moment she stepped in she automatically began to ease up and relax, her body falling into exhaustion from the day she just had.

"No way...I feel my screws..." She muttered to herself. (A/n: Yes it is from that comic ok I thought it was cute leave meh alone)

She heard rustling coming from the bedroom and saw her lovely girlfriend stumbling out, looking just as roughed up and for some reason a shit ton of glitter in her hair. The pigtailed drone giggled a little and went up to her girlfriend, shaking the glitter out of her locks before wrapping her in a hug.

"What happened to you?"

"Lizzy happened."

"Elaborate?"

"She found a new collection of clothes from one of the malls when she snuck out. She was so happy about it she made me sit through all these outfit ideas she had in mind. Next thing I know I'm covered head-to-toe in glitter fighting my way out through a clothes tornado." She grumbled into J's chest. J rolled her optics but cooed to V anyways, stroking the back of her head.

"Poor baby, sounds like a rough day."

The couple opted for sitting on the couch to relax for a little while, neither of them having the strength to bend over and grab the remote to turn to the television. Instead, they decided to relish in one another's company. J leaned her head on her girlfriend's shoulders as V took out her pigtails, scratching her scalp afterwards just how she liked it. Her core hummed in delight, and she nuzzled herself in the crook of V's neck.

"I'm so lucky to have a girlfriend like you~." She purred before licking V's neck. The female murder drone moaned and tilted her head to let J have more access. She crawled into V's lap, sucking on her sweet metal before creating a dark little spot, leaving a mark. The two became hot, grinding into one another. V trailed a hand up her skirt making J gasp in pleasure. The couple bit into one another, drinking a bit of oil from each other. To J, V's oil tasted like fine wine she could drink in a nice field of snow on a clear and starry night of Copper-9; to V, J's oil tasted like an addictive nectar from a fruit, both sweet and bitter at the same time as she indulged herself in more of it.

The nice moment had to end though, the two pulling away from one another, giving each a look of exhaustion.

"How about a nap?" Her girlfriend suggested, J nodded and V picked her up, laying herself down completely on the couch before placing J on top of her. She wasted no time in making herself at home on V's breasts, the were soft enough to use as pillows making her girlfriend just laugh. "Love you, J."

"Love you too, V."

***

A couple of hours later, V began to stir out of her sleep, hearing a mixture of two voices snickering, and a camera going off. She opened her optics only to find N and Uzi in the doorway, the purple worker taking on the expression of a little gremlin while taking pictures as her boyfriend tried dragging her away, saying they were going to get in trouble. N spotted the now-awake V, letting out a small squeak as Uzi laughed evilly.

"You little narc! N! Get her out of here before I eat both her and YOU!" V threatened, trading one of her hands for a chainsaw and holding it up, J now also awake and still laying on top of her. N let out a scream and grabbed his girlfriend, puffing his wings out and flying away in the hall.

"BLACKMAIL YOU SOFT MOTHERFUCKERS!" The purple worker yelled down from the hall she was being carried away through, V sighed in defeat while J began to snicker.

"Oh no V, she has blackmail of us now." J spoke in a fake-shaken tone. She rolled her optics at her girlfriend's attempt to be funny, getting up to go start on some dinner in the kitchen.

A few minutes passed by and their place smelled of yummy-goodness, V was sauteing some vegetables in a pan, making J's favorite. She couldn't stop the smile plastering on her face as she felt the said murder drone wrap a tail around her waist and soon snaking her arms around her figure to grope her chest.

"Smells good babe~." J purred, making V chuckle. The couple spent the rest of the night making some dinner together, indulging in some good food and going to sleep for the night. Not before helping J with some of her...needs, however.

Moans could be heard from the bedroom throughout the night.

Word Count: 1223 words.