Dark Star: Kyouryoku

The Most Technical Driver

Final parody for the time being, as late as it is. Come back on January 24th of the new year for a brand new chapter, well there will be a Christmas episode before then.

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"VVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM VRROOOOM"

"what are you doing?"

I looked up at Sweet who asked such a dumb question.

"Obviously I am driving, Sweet."

He dropped his gaze at me.

"Get off the floor and actually learn to drive, you are old enough."

"Nope, I don't need to and you can't make me because I have evidence of your heathenship."

I went back to "VRROOOMM VRRRRROOOOOMMMMING" on the floor.

"Did you forget that I was the one who had to speak for you in court because you fell through a woman's ceiling butt-naked?"

"HUUUUGGGGHHHH  we made a solemn oath not to bring that up again?!"

"And I do not need your abuse of power, so I would say we are fair!"

We clash through the air, and sparks fly like sweat.

Suddenly the sweat was soaked up by a car with a couple kissing during their drive. The decision was clear.

"Sweet, get in the car! I'm learning how to drive!"

Swiftly, I dragged him into the car.

"How do I accelerate?!"

"The right ped-!"

I slam the right side lever the vehicle comes to life and grows legs to run at full sprint.

"Hold on, hold on the wheel!"

I roll the wheel right and let it flow following that small wheeled car as the feet bended whipping the car and causing whiplash on both of us riders.

"SLOW DOWN GENJY??!!"

"I am driving as you said, you don-  MMMMmmMM!"

Something flew into my mouth pressing me for air, a "gasp" comes out as I took a hand off the wheel and slid the slimy cloth-like thing out.

A few seconds pass as I examine it slowly pulling the details together, and I was sure of what it was... underwear... I was choking on underwear.

I slam on the pedal making the car's feet move at turbo speed, catching up to them in no time and then letting off of the gas pedal pulling the feet back again rocketing the car to the small cars outgoing location.

"GGGGEEEEEEEENNNNNNJJJJJJJJJYYYYYYYYYYy???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 Everything fades to black...

-A few moments later-

"As I already said, I was learning how to drive and they just so happened to get in the way!"

"You do realize that is a separate charge on its own for learning how to drive without your learner's license?"

"I'm a learner, that's enough proof."

The guards were much more composed than I thought. What I thought was going to be anger was turned into mild discomfort, that seemed pitying.

"Um boy, you are being put to death."

"... Wha."

"You divebombed into the president and his wife"

You're kidding

"You and your friend are possibly being put to death."

"Ah..."

I contemplate what I am going to do.

"Decision, decision, come on!"

A guard steps into the room for no more than 2 seconds and yells two vague words.

I was grabbed and yanked out of the room on a shoulder and a chain. My life was feeling ever the brighter and I could not stop myself from cackling.

"I WOULD DO IT AGAIN!!!"

END