I hate Umbridge

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I was woken up by something wet getting sprayed at my face. I opened my eyes and saw Harmony wearing one of my shirts that was obviously too big for her. She was holding an almost empty perfume bottle, her eyes widen when she saw that I was awake.
I sat up and saw that there was a wet stain on the floor and there was a strong smell of Lavender. "Harmony, what did you do?"
"I'm sorry!!!" She accidentally dropped the bottle and broken glass scattered on the floor. "Uh oh."
Uh oh was right. Harmony ran out of the room, she was so lucky there wasn't glass by her feet. I waved my hand in one motion and fixed the bottle. I saw that mine, Mione's, and May's make up was scattered everywhere. "HARMONY!!!!" I yelled causing Mione and May to fall off their bed screaming.
I ran out of the room and down to the common room. "Where's Harmony?!" A couple people pointed to the portrait hole.
I walked out of the portrait hole and saw Harmony running towards the Great Hall. "HARMONY!!" I ran after her. I caught up with her before she could get to George. "What did you do?!"
"I'm sorry!" She cried out.
I stared at her. "You made a HUGE mess in our dorm, you spilled a whole bunch of perfume bottles, you broke one of them, then you ran out! You could have hurt yourself! You don't just go off running around when there's broken glass everywhere!" I wasn't mad at her, I was just upset that she could have gotten hurt.
Harmony looked at me with watery eyes. "I-I'm sorry."
I sighed and picked her up. "Don't do that again okay?"
She nodded. "Okay," I wiped her tears away. "A-are you m-mad?"
"No."
George cleared his throat. "Everyone get back to your knitting!!" Slowly, everyone went back to what they were doing.
"Nice pajamas, Love." A deep voice said from behind me.
I turned around and saw Draco. "What?" I look down and saw that I was still in my pajamas that barely covered me. "Oh crap!" I ran out of the Great Hall with Harmony in my arms.
We went to my dorm and got changed for classes. We went to the Great Hall and sat down at our usual spots, we were between Harry and Mione this time. George laughed. "Nice matching shirts you two."
Harmony smiled widely. "I want to be just like Mommy."
May snorted. "Let's hope you don't ed up like her."
I glared at her. "Git."
"One Ember is enough. We don't need another." The twins said.
"Prats." I muttered as I ate my french toast.
"Your time tables." Minnie handed each of us our time tables.
I snatched Harry's times table from him and compared them. "We have all our classes together except I have Healing." I handed his paper back and grabbed May's. "Same with Harry."
Mione took my tables. "Why do are you taking healing?"
I shrugged and took it back. "I want to be a healer or an auror. Either is great though."
My timetable was snatched out of my hands again from someone behind me. "We have Transfiguration, Defense, Potions, and Divination together."
I tilted my head back and saw Draco. "Morning."
He smiled, lean down and kissed me softly on the lips. "Morning Love."
I heard a bunch of gags. I just rolled my eyes. "Oh go snog a tree or something."
"Tree?" Harmony asked.
I nodded. "Yes a tree."
Draco wrapped his arms around me. "Ready to go to class?"
I shook my head. "Mmmmmmmm.... No."
He chuckled. "Come on, you wouldn't want to be late on our fist day."
"How do you know?"
"Let's go before i drag you there."
"Go ahead." I huffed.
"Come on Els. Get up."
"You said you'll drag me. So go ahead."
"Stop being so stubborn."
"Not possible."
"Els."
"Drake."
"Eeemmmbbbbeeerrrr."
"Ddddrrraaaaccccooooo."
"Ember."
"Draco."
"You're so annoying!"
"You're so annoying!"
"Stop!"
"Stop!"
"Dude."
"Dude."
"Ember!!"
"Draco!!"
"Shut up!!!" May yelled in annoyance.
"You guys are so annoying!" George said.
I smiled innocently "So are you."
"Let's just go to class." Mione muttered and got up.
I sighed and got up. "If we must." I said dramatically.
"Always the dramatic one." Draco said.
"Oh shut up." We all went to Defense together. Draco and everyone were getting along really well. Well..... They don't talk, but at least they aren't arguing right?
We all walked into class, I sat between Draco and May. We waited for Umbri- no never mind the Pink fluffy toad walked in. "Good Morning class." Everyone mumbled a 'morning' Pinkie shook her head. "No, no, no. That won't do. Now, everyone say 'Good morning Professor Umbridge' together now."
"Good morning Professor Umbridge/Pinkie." hehe, I said Pinkie instead.
"Good." Pinkie... Giggled? Ugh *shiver* disturbing! Pinkie flicked her wand and books flew to each of our desks. "Now, in my class you will be following a Ministry Approved Course."
I looked down at my book. What the hell is this shit? We were 5th years, not bloody first years!
"Yes, Miss...."
I saw that Mione had her hand up, no surprise there... "Granger. There aren't any spells mentioned in this text book."
"Using spells?" Pinkie asked. "Why, I can't imagine why you would want to use Defensive spells in my classroom."
"Does that mean we aren't going to be using magic?" Ron asked in confusion.
"You will be learing how to use Defensive spells in a risk free way" Pinkie said sweetly.
Something in me... Snapped. "You have to be kidding me! If you're going to be attacked it won't be risk free."
"Dear, who would possibly want to attack students such as you?" Umbridge asked.
"Hmm... I don't know." Harry said sarcastically. "Maybe Lord Voldemort." Everyone in the room except Harmony and I flinched.
"Now," Pinkie started. "Let me make this quite plain, You have been told the a Dark wizard has come again.. This. Is. A. Lie!"
"Its not a lie!" Harry protested. "We saw him! I fought him!"
"Detention Mr. Potter!" Pinkie said.
"So according to you, C-cedric Diggory died on his own accord?" I haven't spoken about Cedric since his death. I really missed him...
"Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident-"
I cut her off. Now, I was pissed. "It was not an accident! He was murdered by Voldemort! We saw it happen!"
"ENOUGH!!" Pinkie yelled in anger. "Mr. Potter, Miss Bolton, detention with me tonight" Her eyes flicked over to Harmony. "Who is that?"
"Harmony Bolton." I answered.
"And what is a child doing in My classroom?"
"Because Headmaster Dumbledore allows her to come with me to class." I glared at her.
"I will not have a little messy, monster child in my classroom." Harmony's eyes widen and she ran out of the classroom crying.
I stood up. "What was that for?!?" No one and i mean NO ONE makes MY harmony cry! I saw Draco, May, Blaise, Ron, Harry and Mione's eyes widen in fear. Shit is going down right now
"She is not allowed in my class." Pinkie said.
"Well you didn't have to call her a monster!! If anything YOU'RE the monster." I heard a couple gasps, but i don't care. She made Harmony cry and i will not let it go.
"You will NOT disrespect your Professor like that!"
I crossed my arms "Really, what are you going to do about it?"
"Detention for two weeks, 50 points from Gryffindor" a bunch of Gryffies groaned
"Oooo wow, like that'll make a difference."
"Sit down, or i will send you to the Headmaster's office."
I shrugged. "Fine by me." I grabbed my bag and stormed out of the classroom. I HATE UMBRIDGE!!!!!!

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