Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu Arc: The Absolute Worst

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Two guards are fighting over a newspaper in Kryptarium Prison.

Guard #1: Hey! Quit hogging the newspaper, I need my daily funnies.

Guard #2: Your comics can wait. Look! One theory about the disappearance of the ninja is that they've gone on a quest to search for Zane.

Guard #1: Oh, so that's why no one's seen the ninja for—
Noble rushes in and covers his mouth, then swiftly knocks the newspaper out of their hands.

Noble: Are you crazy?! Don't talk about that on duty!

He grabs the guard and shakes him.

Noble: Do you have any idea what would happen if the prisoners learn the ninja are missing?

Guard #2: Uh... no?

Noble: They might start getting ideas!

He looks around and drops his voice.

Noble: Ideas about breaking out. Especially them.

He Points to where the part where Captain Soto, Killow, Ultra Violet, and others are being held prisoner.

Guards: Sorry, Warden.

The newspaper on the floor gets blown over through the prisoners and smacks right into The Mechanic's face.

The Mechanic: What the ninblooey! What...

He glances over the newspaper

The Mechanic: The ninja are...

He gasps and runs over to Ultra Violet, who is filing her nails.

The Mechanic: Ultra Violet, look!

Ultra Violet: This better be good, you're interrupting my "me" time!

The Mechanic shows her the front cover and she looks at the newspaper.

Ultra Violet: So it's true!

The Mechanic: If the ninja are out of the picture, we might actually have a chance!

Ultra Violet grabs the paper and crumples it.

Ultra Violet: Tonight, after lights out.

She tosses it to The Mechanic. Later that night, the prisoners are in their cells.

Guard #2: Lights out! Cellblock 1!

Guard #1 switches off the lights. As soon as they pass by The Mechanic's cell, he gets up and detaches his robo-arm. It goes and steals the keys from a sleeping guard, for the cells. It unlocks the Mechanic's cell doors, then The Mechanic meets Ultra Violet in her cell.

Ultra Violet: Come on!

She lifts up a poster of Lou and reveals a hole. They go through the hole and climb out the other end. The poster closes behind them.

Ultra Violet: Ha! With the ninja out of the picture, we're practically home free!

The Mechanic: Heh! Wonder what happened to 'em.

Ultra Violet: Whatever it is, I hope it's something terrible!

They both laugh.

Ultra Violet: Especially Zane! He's the worst of the bunch.

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