The ninja attempt to advertise Steeper Wisdom first by giving people flyers, then they try again by having Cole dance in a teapot, finally, they all stack each other to make one, but the Coffee Bot advertises better, and they collapse in front of the shop. Cut to Wu talking to two leaving customers.
Wu: Thank you, and come back soon.
He Sighs and looks around.
Wu: The new tea shop "Steeper Wisdom" seems to be doing even better than the first.
He Notices Jay sleeping on the job and goes up to him.
Wu: Jay!
Jay wakes up and falls over a chair.
Jay: (Getting up) Wha—what?
Wu: I need you to go to the back and grab some more black tea.
Jay: I'm on it!
He Salutes and heads off behind the counter.
Wu: Oh! And whatever you do, don't go to the hatch in the back corner behind the third shelf where I keep all my "Secret Teas." Okay?
Toge, Nya, Lloyd, Kai, and Cole come closer, in interest.
Wu: In fact, forget I even mention this forbidden, yet extremely enticing room full of magic.
Not noticing Jay was getting excited. In the back room, the ninja look at the secret teas.
Jay: Explosivitea! Hilaritea!
He Laughs.
Jay: This is so cool!
Kai Drinks one of the secret teas.
Kai: Mmm, this Anti Gravi-tea is nice and light.
He Starts to float, scaring him a bit as the others look on.
Kai:Whoa, that is so cool!
Soon after, Wu sticks his head in
Wu: You didn't drink any of my secret teas, did you?
Kai is still floating, Toge looks like a certain whisker blond ninja, Cole is glowing red, Jay's right arm is replaced with a tentacle, Lloyd has shrunk, and Nya is giant as they hide their cups
Jay: Um, no.
Wu: Where did Kai learn how to float?
Jay: Uh, the Internet?
Wu: Okay, checks out. Well, hurry up with the black tea!
He Leaves.
Jay finishes his tea and completely turns into an octopus, making the others laugh at him. We cut to the next day where Wu is Chasing after his customers.
Wu: No, no! Come back!
Kai: What's going on?
Wu: That coffee bot is stealing our customers. Look at those moves. It's like it was built to boogie! Programmed to promote! Designed to—
Kai: Pretty sloppy triple twirls if you ask me. I'll show this manager how a real Spinja spins!
He turns on a radio and puts on a pair of sunglasses.
Wu: Spinny sign off! It's a spinny sign off!
Kai twirls his sign.
Man: Wow! I want the tea he had!
He and other onlookers run towards Kai. The Robot Manager spins her sign.
Man: Eh, tea is so ten seconds ago!
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Ninjago: Swift Winds
FanfictionToge doesn't know much about his parents only that they left him on the steps of a Shaolin temple. The boy was raised by monks and now he trains with a family friend named Wu, as he trained the boy to become the master of Air. Him and four other nin...
