Ninjago What-If Short: What if Skybound happened and Toge was captured

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(A/N: We have fun here in Ninjago but let's just look what would happen in Skybound if I make a movie arc.)

Toge: You're insane! Thankfully, you're also an idiot.

He gets out of his chair.

Toge: Why would you tell me any of this? You really think I'm just gonna sit around and wait for that to happen?

Khalla: *Chuckles* Oh, my dear, Basim. You're lucky you're pretty. By all means, give me your best shot.

She turns around, gesturing to the entire world.

Khalla: But if you really think you can overpower a Djinn, then I dare say, you're even dumber than I-

Khalla turns back to see that Toge is gone.

Khalla: Uh, where did you go?

Sirens blare.

Minion 1: Oh god, it's loose!!!

Minion 2: Remember your training, boys! We'll make it throu-

Minion 2 screams as Toge makes a bloodbath. Khalla makes a disappointed sigh. Cut to the top of Djinjago the next day. Khalla is lying on the bed in Toge's quarters, with Toge sitting beside her.

Khalla: So, I feel like we need to talk about this whole... "constantly escaping" thing. I have no idea how you keep breaking through my security, but don't you think it's time to stop? A marriage is a partnership, kitten, and you're leaving me to plan this wedding all by my lonesome. At least help me pick out a china pattern.

Toge: Well, you want me to fit into my tuxedo, don't you? Assaulting your guards is about the only exercise I get in this place.

Khalla: Ah, I'm glad you brought that up, actually. You've been laying into the poor boys quite a lot, and... well, their... psych bills are really starting to add up. Especially dear Shoko. I don't know what you have against her specifically, but she's starting to take it personally.

Toge: Yeah, I go pretty hard with Shoko. Is she in today?

Shoko: NO! Uh... I-I-I mean... *Low pitched voice* Shoko's out sick today! Uh...

Shoko laughs nervously.

Khalla: *Sighs* Well, I suppose I can forgive such trifles. You might as well indulge these base urges now. I can assure you that there will be none of that once the project is complete. You should see some of the househusband protocols I'm cooking up. Somewhere between Leave it to Beaver and hardcore porn. Woof!

Toge: So, how exactly is that gonna work, by the way? Am I gonna, like, have a remote, we goin' by Alexa rules, or we just doing a full Stepford?

Khalla: Oh you. Always asking questions, probing at the armor. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't such a nuisance. Much like that little girl toy of yours.

Toge: What?

Khalla sits up.

Khalla: Oh? That certainly got a reaction. Did I finally find a nerve?

She gets up off the bed and walks towards the table.

Khalla: Well, you'll be happy to know that we detected her and your friends plotting. No doubt the little pissant thinks she's going to charge in here and save you. The fool. I suppose I could simply banish her to another realm, but where's the fun in that?

Khalla sits down at the table.

Khalla: No, I think I'll let her struggle for a while. Allow her to garner her forces, claw her way to the top, only to find the gates completely impregnable. *Chuckles* I can hardly even imagine the satisfaction of seeing that glimmer of hope die in her eyes! *Chuckles* It should be quite the show.

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