In Kryptarium Prison, the ninja are awakened by a whistle.
Main Guard: Rise and shine! Roll out for work detail!
Jay: Ugh. Work detail?
Kai: I didn't know you had to work in jail.
Zane: It is common for prisoners to given labor, as both a means of exercise and of promoting a responsible work ethic.
Cole: Oh. Beats staying here all day.
Lloyd: And it's a chance to show we don't mean any trouble. So no powers, okay?
The ninja board a bus. Mezmo gives Jay a threatening hiss before he moves to the back.
Main Guard: Twelve aboard! Lock 'n' load!
Officer #2: Open the trap!
Fugi-Dove jumps at Jay.
Fugi-Dove: Well, well. If it isn't my arch-nemesis, Jay! The ninja of lightning!
Jay: Sorry, have we met?
Fugi-Dove: Oh, you probably don't recognize me in my prison clothes. It is I, Fugi-Dove!
He coos twice.
Fugi-Dove: My cry fills the night?
Main Guard: Zip it and stow it! Once a month we pick up trash along Route 22. Those who work hard, get a few hours in the sun and a nice, cold lemonade.
Cole: Mm, lemonade.
Main Guard: Those who make trouble, get nothin'. Do I make myself clear?
Cole: Crystal.
Nya: Yep.
Main Guard: Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road. Roll out!
Fugi-Dove turns around and stares at Jay.
Jay: Yes?
Fugi-Dove: What happened to you, Jay?
Jay: What do you mean?
Fugi-Dove: Why have you turned to a life of crime? And what does this mean for our long-standing rivalry? And how can we be enemies if we're both criminals? You're messing everything up!
He waves his wing in Jay's face.
Jay: First, I'm not turning to a life of crime! Second, there is no rivalry, and third, you're weird. Stop talking to me.
Main Guard sees a vehicle blocking the road.
Main Guard: Slow down.
They approach the old man next to the vehicle, who is Dareth in disguise.
Officer #2: Now what seems to be the problem, sir?
Dareth: Ooh, what's that, young feller? I can't quite hear ya!
Officer #2: I said, what seems to be the problem, sir?
Dareth: Well, one minute she was purrin' along, and then somethin' went screwy, and she started makin' a sound, like a clunka clunka clunka. And then a sound like a chugga chugga chugga. And then she just went pow!
He falls to the ground dramatically.
Dareth: And rolled to a stop!
Main Guard: Hmm. Sounds like you might have a blown piston.
Officer #2: Yeah, that'll happen if you don't change your oil regular.
Cole: That old guy reminds me of someone. Hmm.
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