Dareth gathers the remaining ninja in his studio.
Dareth: I wish I could tell you the mission is gonna be simple. It's not.
Cole: Uh, yeah, it is. In case no one told you, we got what we need to stop Khalla on the island. After we go up there to save Jay, we take care of business. Simple.
Dareth: And when you fly your fancy Elemental Dragons up there, just how long do you think the three of you are gonna last against an entire crew of Sky Pirates?
Nya: Then we get all the help we need and hit them with brute force. The Commissioner said we'd have his department at our disposal.
Commissioner: You have my department at your disposal. Just say the word.
Dareth: Then the word is "Goodbye." As in, we say goodbye to Jay when they see us all coming. No, this mission is not simple, but it's not impossible. Not without the help of a little magic. Movie magic. Kevin, Dan, the floor is yours.
Lloyd: Who are they? Retrieval experts?
Dareth: Better. Screenwriters.
Kevin: So we got the message in the bottle from Jay that reads "Don't worry about me, worry about stopping Khalla"
Dan: That's nice and straightforward, but very unhelpful. What's more interesting is the message behind the message.
Cole: Uh, you've lost me.
Kevin: Well, he wrote the message on the blueprints of one of their vehicles, a Raid Zeppelin.
Dan: So we suggest we use a little movie magic to recreate one of their ships so you can blend into their fleet.
Kevin: Then, after our costumer disguises you as Sky Pirates and an acting coach teaches you their dialect to pass undetected—
Lloyd: (Bad accent) Arr, ye matey. We be becoming pirates.
Kevin: Okay, um, thinking on the fly. The green one can't do dialects.
Dan: The mute Sky Pirate.
Kevin: Yeah, that's it. Next, after we get you close enough...
Dan: Cole, the ghost ninja, sneaks aboard the Misfortune's Keep, to poison Khalla with the Tiger Widow venom and trap her.
Toge: Wait a minute, I thought the venom could only slow her down. How do we trap her?
Kevin: Uh, okay, uh, just spit-balling here. Maybe it's an incantation. Something ancient.
Dan: With a lot of hard consonants.
Kevin: Yeah. Like, uh...(speaks gibberish.)
Dan: Great idea. Then, when Khalla gets trapped in the Djinn Blade, their friends are finally freed.
Kevin: Great idea.
Ronin: Terrific, this is the plan? You're sending them up there without any real idea of what they may find or what they are up against, and your only answer is movie magic?
Dareth: So maybe we haven't figured everything out. We're all under deadlines, you know. I know it's a stretch, but this is by far the best bad idea we have. For every hour we waste, another piece of Ninjago goes missing. If we wait any longer, I don't know how much more of a home we'll have left to save. This is the plan, people. Unless any of you have any better ideas, I suggest we get working. All right, let's make some magic, people.
They start construction.
Cop: No, to the right. No, the other right!
Acting Coach: Okay, people, let's do this one more time. Ahoy. Aye. Landlubber.
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