Ninjago Movie: SkyBound pt.1

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(A/N: This is a non-canon movie. Think of it like a One Piece movie)
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The screen pans around a golden teapot with three blue panels surrounding it and Jay yells and grunts. Zooms in on teapot and reflection reveals a skeleton being kicked by Jay, grunting once again. Jay whips out nunchucks, fighting the skeleton who is dodging his attacks. Jay knocks the skeleton away and four more skeletons drop from the ceiling. Jay grabs the teapot handle and turns it, switching the first blue panel to red, which flips around to reveal Kai.

CARTOON NETWORK  PRESENTS

Cut to his perpetually untidy room; he rushes in, grabs a snow shovel, and uses it to dump a pile of clothes and boxes into an open suitcase on the floor. Dashing o.c., he comes back bulldozing a couple of chests of drawers with the implement and bucks them onto the stack. Within seconds he has shoveled up every last one of his personal possessions save the bunk beds and a couple of posters; he finishes by throwing the shovel itself into the mix.

NINJAGO THE MOVIE: SKYBOUND

Kai: Ninja, go!

Kai does Spinjitzu, defeating the skeletons. A skeleton is knocked down a ramp, and under it is Zane stretching his arms. Skeletons sprint down the hall and Cole ghostly emerges from the wall so the skeletons run back only to find a punch from Toge crashing through a barrier of ice. Kai and Jay come sliding down the ramp with excitement and all four ninja line up together facing the screen. Cole comes forward and pounds the floor tripping the skeletons into the wall. The ninja go into fighting stances. Samukai crashes through the wall and charges at them. A green light appears and the Green Ninja emerges. He lands and punches Samukai with green Energy.

Kai: (In projected voice.) Do you have the golden scroll, Lloyd?

Lloyd: (In projected voice.) I sure do, Kai! But I don't know what is says. Can anyone help me read it?

Ninja: We can! Because reading is the first step to every adventure. Go, reading, go!

Dareth: And... Cut! Brilliance plus perfection! Clean up, little fellas, and make some headway here. That's a wrap!

Nya: A wrap? I just got here. Dareth said—

Dareth: Hey, hey! There's my boys! I knew you could Spinjitzu but that acting knocked me out.

He Notices Nya.

Dareth: Oh, hey, sweetheart. Mind sticking around for a segment to teach girls how to apply makeup?

Nya Looks to the back corner, angered.

Nya: You're gonna need makeup when I rearrange your face!

She walks over to punch Dareth, but Toge holds her back.

Toge: Easy! Nya is one of us now, there's no reason she should be treated differently.

Dareth: No reason? You added a girl to the group. You know how much that hurts your image? You're a boy band, a hunk machine!

Toge: Say that shit again and I'll get my foot NYSNC to kick your ass in One Direction!

Lloyd: Toge's right.

Kai: About him kicking his ass?

Lloyd: What? No. That were equals. Our power comes from no one being more important than the other.

Kai: Important? No. Irresistible... uh, debatable.

He winks at fangirls in the doorway. Girls scream and try to run to him, but guards stop them.

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