MADGYAL

Chapter 42: TOO CRAZY!

Vanessa

"Dem gyal ya a post up bout dem man dem man dem man. But dem man cya even cyar dem pan a date because dem nuh have no CLOTHES!!! Bahahahhahahahahahah bitches don't even have a tv fi turn on right now!"

"WOIIIIIII MI PUSSY!!!!"

"Me have money inna mi pocket so me feel nice! NUH BORROW GYAL CLOTHES INNA REAL LIFE. Me nahh sponge pan a bwoy!!! Mi hair a mine mi clothes a mine mi shoes a mine how me look so bloodclaat fine!!!! Some gyal cya walk inna my shoes literally.

"Bitches a live inna the people dem rent house full up a rat and cockroach a feed the man pay box food gyal yuh better can cook!"

"Me got 5 chanel purses, two burkings, clothes for days. My own apartment that me pay for... hmm? What else everything else you don't. Bitches don't even have no sexy panty fi put on fi dem man" 

I stayed up all day posting subliminal at this bitch and her friends throwing subliminals at me but am I laying the girl has no clothes no nothing she hasn't posted in days cause she recently made her page public and nuh stop post up with Millie. Seeing Millie posted with her got under my skin but I knew it was only because he was upset with me. He will take me back soon and make her look stupid. I love this shit.

I left off of Marissa's case and called up millies grandmas house phone clearing my throat as I stuffed a donut in my mouth. I have been craving donuts with the red jelly when I took my first bite I felt like I was in heaven.

"Hello yes this is Vanessa Williams, previous worker who was fucking Emilio emmerson. Mek me tell yuh bout unu dutty grand son, yuh know how me meet him???? I meet him at a party eno??? Yes party I know it sound surprising but me meet the crawsis a one party"

"And me see him a look look pan me and me nuh pay him nuh mind because me is a bad bitch everybody look pan me even him cousin dem look pan me who doesn't????

"And me seh me a come from the bathroom and the bwoy push me down then ago say me fuck fi mi phone and me beat out him BOMBOCLAAT! A so come him did get the hand brace so him been know not to play with me. Then me come come clean fi unu DUTTY nasty rass because me did broke that time me did affi make a living and me see the little tall DUTTY tatto up bwoy inna the kitchen me say

"Jesus take the wheel take it from my handdddddds I've been on the road- you know how the rest go" I said stuffing the donut into my mouth.

"Then the bwoy deh fuck me deh fuck me me nahh lie unu gran son cocky big and long and nice eno? Sweet eno!!!! Me say at first me say him could never fuck but me THE COCKY NICE THE COCKY DESERVE TO BE FED GRAPES! And him pretty too so me say make me give him a chance.

"Him a treat me nice and thing and cyar me pan vacation THE DUTTY BWOY HAVE GYAL OUT THERR FROM JAMAICA PAN THE VACATUIN TOO MRS.emmerson? Now tell me if that nuh wickedness unu cya say nothing when me chop him up.

"And me say the DUTTY bwoy a wah preace a crawsis but him nyam pussy good eno!!! Him nyam pussy good him lick down everywhere pan mi body him fuck me like good and then him bum me, yeah me just an ask how come unu raise a piece a crawsis like Millie?

"Yuh mother couldn't a swollow you so you couldn't participate into making such an awful peice a shit!!!!

"Me mean love is wicked!!!!! Mrs Emmerson him love is wicked!!!!! Yuh know that song?

"Love is wicked cry me a river cause yuh love is wicked me say a so the bwoy stay!!!!! Me cya wait so till somebody hold him and buss two shot inna him head. Me know it will hurt unu but him too wicked man.

"Tell Millie fi unblock me though. Me will see him soon and me think me pregnant"
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Millie

"Bad man yuh nahh answer dat? Andre said to me laughing as I ignored my ringing phone in my pocket. Me couldn't even take it up to how Vanessa nuh stop ring down my phone every second of the day.

I placed the cup of rum to my mouth and fraid fi even take mi eyes off of the road because me nuh know when she will pop up and beat me off in front of everybody and embarrass me. Me already shame fi go home because mi grand parents a play the voicemail dem wah she deh leave bout me and how my fuck har good and mi hood big, everybody a laugh after me and a say me mad the gyal but Vanessa been fucking psychotic.

"Bad man a long time me fraid a the girl eno!!!"

"It nuh seem so yuh nuh still did a fuck it and cyar it pan vacation Andre said. Everybody started laughing and I looked down not saying anything.

"She not even seem that mad she pretty as f-

"SHE GWINE KILL ME IF SHE SEE ME RIGHT NOW AND UNU THINK A JOKE!" I shouted. Everybody started laughing.

"Like wah she do so? They asked.

"Badman the girl shit a mi doorway she take god off of the cross seh ano she but nobody else nago so something mad so a she!!! And she go a mi other gyal yaad fi stab up the bed and throw acid pan the bomboclaat bed tell me if you wouldn't fear fi yuh life?

"Sometimes me used to wake up with the gyal just a look pan me and a smile wid knife and my phone open a ask me a who, like she coulda pop up right now" i mumbled looking out the at every car passing by. Right now even Marissa was scared for her life because Vanessa tearing mad!

"Why yuh nuh report har to police man? Andre said.

"Badman nobody nuh believe when dem look pan har. She a 4,11 and mawga with dimples and locs she look pretty and innocent and she love bawl and act like she never do nothing like she just Gwine flirt har way out a it" I complained. Rick and everyone was laughing at me.

I heard a loud voice of some girl behind me and almost had a heart attack when I saw it was a group of school kids walking past.
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"Vanessa wah kind a pregnancy argument that you a tell mi people dem make dem nuh stop call call mi phone a tell me fi unblock yuh? Why yuh nuh just come out of mi life why yuh nuh just leave me alone my girl? I shouted in the phone. It was my first time losing my anger so much u couldn't hold it in. How the fuck she ago deh talk bout she pregnant when me know she cya prevent fi me.

"Millie me been two weeks pregnant and it's your baby! Me let yuh run round with Marissa enough and me want fi tell you it is your responsibility, me never did a fuck nobody else but you is yours!" Her voice said.

"No way yuh fucking pregnant when me been leeave yuh Vanessa just come out of mi life just stops!" I complained.

"YOU NUH DID A BEND ME OVER three weeks ago DUTTY bwoy?! Me say me pregnant and is yours!!!

"Me nuh fucking want it! Abort the baby me nuh wah have nothing fi do with you! If you keep it me nahh take care of it me nuh wah nothing fi do with it you too crazy you an embarrass me you a the worst thing me ever look pan! Me nahh take care of it it better off of you kill it!" I let her know. Her silence scare me as the line stood there and she just listened.

"What you just say? Her voice cracked.

"Me SAY ME DONT FUCKING WANT IT YOU BEEN KNOW ME NUH WANT NO PICKNEY WID YOU DONT BRING NO UNWANTED PICKNEY COME AND WHEN ME NUH MIND IT YOU SAY ME A DEAD BEAT"

"You get me pregnant you a did mi bwoy friend me nago kill mi baby Millie not just because we have differences don't make me kill mi baby" she cried but I felt nothing.

"You know how bad me been want kids!!! You know how much this mean to me fi be pregnant we nuh affi be together just don't make me kill it"

"THEN BE A FUCKING SINGLE MOTHER CAUSE ME NUH WANT IT!"

"Me say either you kill it and forget me or cyar an unwanted unloved baby inna the world" she broke down into tears as I listened to her. Suddenly my eyes spot something and mi bomboclaat a cya camera me a look pan inna mi room.