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alora:
what did the farmer say
when he lost his tractor?
xxx xxx xx2:
i don't know
alora:
oh crop! where is my tractor?
xxx xxx xx2:
that was probably the worst joke
i've ever heard
alora:
oh i know.
it's my little sisters favourite joke
xxx xxx xx2:
and how old is your sister?
alora:
i'm not telling a stranger that
xxx xxx xx2:
fair enough but you did text me first
alora:
because i'm bored
xxx xxx xx2:
how do i not know you are
a crazy stalker who leaked
my number?
alora:
trust me mr stranger.
i'm not a stalker
xxx xxx xx2:
how do you know i'm a mr?
you could be
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alora:
is that niall horan?
why don't i already have
that in my collection?
*alora saved one image from xxx xxx xx2*
xxx xxx xx2:
so your a niall fan?
alora:
of fucking course.
it's niall bloody horan.
it seems u are a fan too
so i'm guessing your between
the ages of 12-20 and
are a teenage girl
xxx xxx xx2:
you couldn't be further from the truth
alora:
so you're a middle aged man who just so
happens to know who niall is?
YOU ARE READING
truly, madly, deeply- niall horan
Fanfictionalora hayes: hollywoods it girl, star of the marvel cinematic universe, loved by all. niall horan: one direction member, impeccable singer, equally loved by all. the two are complete strangers, well up until ally decided to text her number neighbou...
