Natasha was attempting to finish a mission report for Fury. Key word: attempting. She couldn't quite focus on what she was writing and how could she when Wanda was teaching Thor how to play 'Just Dance?' Sure, she could've moved to a different spot, but this view was far too amusing to do so.
Watching the God move in all different ways without a rhythm was hilarious. She found herself laughing when Thor actually picked Wanda up and spun her around, causing her girlfriend to squeal. He almost dropped her in one of Tony's expensive plants and Nat found herself getting ready to speed over to her before Wanda casually moved on to the next move. Natasha sat her laptop aside and enjoyed the show.
A few minutes after they had started a new song, she heard a hollering laugh behind her.
"Shut the fuck up! What are they doing?!" Sam laughed.
"Wanda wanted to teach Thor how to play 'Just Dance,'" Nat replied.
"Hold on, let me get Steve and Bucky in here."
Nat rolled her eyes before Tony came in with his mouth dropped. "No one thought to invite me?"
"Shut up, Tony," Natasha said.
"This is too good. Let me go make some popcorn," Tony said, making his way to the kitchen.
As this exchange happened, Wanda and Thor kept dancing to the song and picked their next dance without acknowledging the others that were beginning to join them.
"How are you so good at this, young one?" Thor asked, barely out of breath.
"It was my favorite activity to work out when I first came here to get into shape," she smiled softly.
'That's where that music was coming from?' Natasha thought as she remembered her lover's first days here.
"Oo! Let's do this one! I've never done it," Wanda said, Thor agreeing quickly.
Nat looked at the level and saw that it said super hard. "Be careful, Wands!" she called out to her. Wanda looked back to Natasha and giggled, making Nat shake her head and smile.
Steve and Bucky made their way into the living room, hand in hand.
"Sam said there was something we have to see?" Steve asked.
"Just wait," Sam chuckled.
"What'd I miss?!" Tony came back with two bowls filled with popcorn and m&m's.
"Looks like they're about to do another one," Nat said, stealing one of the bowls.
"I am still so confused," Bucky said.
"You won't be in a minute," Sam said, getting his camera ready.
The music started and Thor and Wanda got into position. Everyone recognized the song to be 'Want to Want me.' They watched the two go through the first of the moves and everyone's mouths dropped at how decent they were.
"Oh," Bucky said.
"My," Steve continued.
"God," a new voice finished. Nat looked to see a surprised Clint looking at what was happening. He said nothing and walked to sit down next to Nat and take some of her popcorn in which Nat slapped his hand when he did so.
The dance went on and everyone was so invested in their dancing. It was amazing how Thor was somewhat on beat with Wanda's magical moves. Suddenly, a part came where Thor had to lift Wanda higher than he had previously made Nat nervous.
"Don't you fucking drop her, Thor!" She yelled at him. Natasha watched Wanda with amazement as she lifted her arms from Thor's shoulders to over her head. She looked stunning. She let out a breath of relief when Thor set her girlfriend down safely and they continued on dancing.
The dance came to an end and the pair did their dramatic poses before standing up. Wanda jumped as she heard clapping behind them. She turned around to see the whole group staring at her and Thor with smiles on their faces.
"That was actually pretty ok!" Steve said, impressed. Bucky agreed along with Clint.
"Next we need to be a trio!" Sam said, doing embarrassing dance moves.
"Wilson, you need dance lessons before you dance with Wanda. You'll just embarrass yourself," Tony teased him.
"Shut up. At least I can somewhat dance," Sam grumbled.
"Um what?" Tony said, putting his popcorn aside as he chased after Sam. Bucky and Steve immediately ran after them in hopes of avoiding a fight.
Wanda laughed as she skipped over to Natasha, plopping down on her lap and pulling her into a kiss. She pulled away when she heard a gag from Clint. Natasha slapped his face.
"Ow! What was that for?!" He asked dumbly. Nat glared at him before focusing her attention back on Wanda.
"You were great, Detka," she stated, making Wanda blush. "You too, Thor." Thor smiled proudly.
"I hope we can do this again, young one," Thor said.
"We definitely will! I'll send you some to practice."
"I'm returning to Asgard, and we do not get physical mail like you humans do," he told her, and Wanda laughed.
"I meant I'll email you."
"What is that?"
"You know the thing I showed you last week. We made an account and everything."
Thor thought about it for a while. "Do you mean when we bought pop tarts on that circle website?"
"No, that was target. That was your credit account. I sent you those coupons for food to your email just a few days ago."
"Oh! Yes! I used all of those, thank you for them, young one."
"You're welcome," Wanda smiled.
"But I do believe Tony shut down my email after I kept sending him memes of deer and puppies."
Natasha and Clint snorted, and Wanda's smile dropped.
"You know what. Come by in a few days and we'll make another one, but you have to promise me that you won't bother Tony with it again. He'll block you from the internet," Wanda told him.
"But they were so cute," he murmured before she sighed. "Ok. I will see you lovely people soon," he said before summoning his hammer and leaving the compound.
Wanda rolled her eyes before laughing and settling her head against Natasha's collar bones. She tapped the bowl of popcorn and m&m's, and Natasha knew what it meant. She took a few pieces and fed it to Wanda who hummed in satisfaction. Nat kissed her head.
"Love. Sickening. I'm out," Clint said as he lifted himself from the couch and left the room.
"You and Laura are much worse, dickhead!" Natasha shouted as he left, chuckling as he gave her the middle finger.
She felt Wanda yawn against her. "Tired, baby?" Nat asked. Wanda nodded, cuddling closer. Natasha grabbed the blanket from the other end of the couch and placed it over them and got into a more comfortable position. "Sleep, love," she whispered to Wanda who fell asleep in less than two minutes.
Natasha sat there, rubbing Wanda's back lovingly before growing tired herself and falling asleep.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! Feel free to leave any suggestions :)
