Luigi holding up weegee doll: he's your buddy! When your brother is a jerk
Luigi; he's your pal! When your dad is off at work
Luigi: he won't leave you, when you go get a bite, at least til the 6th night..
Luigi: he's here, he's there, he's everywhere, who you gonna call? physic friends weeg doll.
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Smg1: I'm number 1
Smg2: and I'm number 2
Smg1 and smg2; put us together and we make!
Smg1: meth.
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Smg3: you're leaving me?
Smg4 crossing his arms: im sorry i met a real man
A water bottle just rolling over; hi babe yes I am real man, you wanna go skateboard
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Mr Puzzles staring smg4 in the face; did you know? People with guilty consensus are more easily startled by lo-
Mr Puzzles playing a loud train noise:
Smg4 jumping out his skin more or less:
Mr Puzzles:...I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off, anyways, just a cool interesting science fact
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Pre-2020 smg4: this my house! Entry please!
Smg4 pointing at smg3: this my neighbour, smg3, pain in my assholes
Smg4: I get a cool youtube channel with memes, he must get a youtube channel with memes!
Smg4: I get a cool crew to record videos with, he must get a crew to record videos with!
Post 2021 smg4: I have an alive son, he cannot afford, great success!
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Tari: fine I'm guilty! I never beat minecraft!!!
Meggy confused:
Tari realising what meggy wanted: Oh and I threw out the dinner you made
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Saiko: can't believe you're getting so worked up about some GUY!
Whimpu: but this one's different!
Saiko: Oh please
Whimpu; his honest and he's sweet
Saiko rolling her eyes; please
Whimpu: he wouldn't do anything to hurt me-
Saiko; he's a guy!
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Smg3: I'm gay for you, and you're gay for me
Meggy: smg4 why you gay for that man?
Smg4: I'm not! He's talking stupid!
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Swag: wait wait wait...have you seen Candice
Chris: Candice? Whose Canadian?
Chris clicking on and staring at swag:
Swag with the biggest smile on his face:
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Mario: just say, just say, "I hate happiness" but don't pronounce the H's
Smg3: I ate....appiness
Mario snickering:
Smg3 unamused: you're fucking adopted, you really are!
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Smg4 shitty groupchat thingy
Fanficthere will be ships there will be angst there will be mario there will be chaos