Smg4: you heard people are shipping us?
Mario: to where?
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Saiko: he's losing blood!
Saiko: what's your type?!
Meggy: pink haired...kinda mean...guitarist
Saiko blushing:.
Saiko: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
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Niles hissing:
Karen hissing back:
Smg4: should we..do something?
Melony: no wait..I wanna see who wins
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Smg3: mario..we need to talk about your professionalism
Mario hanging from a light: those are some mighty brave words coming from a guy standing in lava
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I think I already did this I can't remember but hey, let's change it up
Meggy: people who sleep without socks on worry me
Chris: people who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted
Karen: people who sleep are weird
Niles: I was a sock once!
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Melony: axol I wanna try something
Axol: sure, let's do it!
Melony clapping her hands: Axol
Axol blinks:
Melony claps again: axoff
Axol falls face first on the floor:
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Meggy: We need outta this hole, can you tie a knot smg2?!
Smg2: no I can not!
Meggy: ah so you can tie a knot!
Smg2: no I cannot knot!
Meggy: knot knot?
Smg4: whos there?
Meggy: 4!
Smg4: 4 who!
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Smg4: hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Smg3: I only like dark humor
Smg4 turning the lights off: what do you can a fake pasta?
Smg3:...
Both of them: an impaste!
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Kaizo: sorry I'm late, I was doing thing
Tari running: he pushed me down the stairs!
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Minion on call: hi luigi, whatcha doing?
Luigi: standing on the side of the road?
Minion: fun! Oh my gosh you're never gonna believe this, there's a guy standing on the side of the road that looks just like you
Minion: I'm about to hit him!
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Saiko: why is there a big carrot with the baby carrots?
Tari: they needed adult supervision..
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X: hey they tried to kill us, I figured we treat them the same
Smg4: you're supposed to be better!
Fm leaning into x: what does that mean?
Smg4: better than them!
Fm: we are better then them!
X: we just killed that guy
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Meggy: life could be worse puzzles
Mr. Puzzles dusting himself off: life could be alot better too
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Mario: my own brother thinks I'm a monster!
Mario: he is right of course but it still hurts
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Smg1: your smiling, did something happen?
Smg3: can't I just smile cause I feel like it?
Smg2: smg4 tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Saiko: so if it bites you and you die, it's venomous, but if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous
Tari: what if it bites me and it dies?
Saiko: that means your poisonous
Smg3: what if it bites itself and I die?
Saiko: it's voodoo
Smg4: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Saiko: that's correlation, not causation
Tari: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Bob: that's kinky
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Smg2: but what is love?
Smg1: well the accident Greeks believed-
Smg0, niles , smg3, smg4: baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me! No more!
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Mario: this is my sister
Meggy: this is my brother
Both of them: we are siblings and we care for each other
Meggy handing her gun to Mario: everything we own
Mario handing Meggy a handful of spaghetti: we always share
Both of them: because we are siblings and we have the same hair
Meggy: I like knitting
Mario: and I like coins
Both points at Nintendo: we both came out of the same loins
Both: if you don't like siblings give us a chance, we'll impress you with out sibling dance
Meggy: hey what's that?
Mario: we have an older brother
Both: you thought there were 2 but there is another, he's always busy and he has short hair, but he's one of us so we don't care
Both of them circling luigi: come on luigi! Snap out of that trance, it's time to do the sibling-
Luigi: guys, guys! I can't focus, I can't read, I can't get my work done with you guys making a racket about a sibling dance
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YOU ARE READING
Smg4 shitty groupchat thingy
Fanficthere will be ships there will be angst there will be mario there will be chaos
