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Fm: another story I heard about myself! This one happened in high school. We had this teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school, his name  was Mr Bowser, and his son Smg3 went to our high school. He was a sophomore when I was a senior, so he was 2 years behind me

Fm: and Mr Bowser was an asshole!, and 1 weekend, he and his wife decided to leave town, which you should never do.. if you're an asshole, and Smg3 wanted to throw a party at the teachers house.

Someone in the crowd: hooray!

Fm: and everyone around town heard about it, and we all got up individually and thought, "Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place."

Fm: i walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the Civil War, and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off.

Fm smiles at the memory: It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses. We were running wild.

Fm: I walk down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement

Younger Fm watching a younger smg4 take a running start before throwing himself on the pool table, Fm: one dude took a running start and threw his body onto the pool table  and broke it in half!

Fm: Another kid found out which room was Mr. Bowsers and upstairs and took a shit on his computer

Fm: So the party was going great. I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup. You see in movies, and I'm standing there, and I'm holding a red cup, and I'm starting to black out, and I guess someone said, Like, "something something, police,"

Fm: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled..."FUCK THE POLICE!!....FUCK THE POLICE!!!" And everyone else joined in.

Fm looking away, still smiling but a bit embarrassed: a hundred drunk, white children, yelling, fuck...da...police, with a confidence of guys who already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore, know that

Bob: I SERVED MY NICKLE! YOU COME AND TAKE ME

Fm blinking; confidence, but white children. The reason someone had said "something something police" was because the police were there! So mushroom city police officer walked down the stairs,and got to the bottom of the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers, yelling fuck da police, in his face.

Fm grinning wider: and he was almost impressed! He was like

Younger police: woooow

Fm: and then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went, "Get the paddie wagon," and my friend Minion, who is now a mother, this woman now has a baby, she grabbed a 40, smashed on the ground and yelled

Younger minion: SCATTER!!!

Fm: Everyone ran into different directions! We all ran in different directions! It was like that scene in Ratatouille, when the humans come into the kitchen and all the rats run in different ways, we all ran in different directions.

Fm: I ran into the laundry room, I jumped on top of the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard, and now I'm running through the backyard, and there was this big chain link fence, and I thought

Younger Fm: I've never climbed a fence that high before!

Fm: and then I woke up at home.

Fm: on Monday, I went to school, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the school building and who do i see?, but smg3, and he says to me

Younger smg3; hey were you at my party on Saturday?

Fm: and I said

Younger Fm: no

Fm: yknow like a liar, and he said

Younger smg3; things got outta hand, someone broke the pool table....someone took a shit on my dad's computer....but the worst thing is, the worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it...

Fm: and I had that thought....that only black out drunks and Steve Urcle can have....

Younger Fms mind: did I do that?

Fm: I figured no, I wouldn't of done that, but I was never sure. Until 2 years later. Relax.

Fm: So I'm playing video games with this kid named X, that we also went to high school with, 2 years later, we've graduated by now, we're playing video games for a couple hours, and then X says to me,

X: hey, I wanna show you something

Fm: and he takes me into his room, then he takes me into a side room, off his of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have.

Fm trying not to laugh; and he shows me, a tiny room, that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos, from different people's parties, over the years.

Fm: and I said

Younger Fm: why???

Younger Fm: why do you do this...??

Fm: and X said

X: because it's the one thing you can't replace

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Hey girlieteengirl here, I ran outta ideas for this incorrect quotes so I went with this story

I'm still waiting for wotfi, I have many ideas for the gc and you will know when it's back because I'm keeping the incorrect quotes separate.

My summer holidays are nearly up, so back to school in 2 weeks, but don't threat, I'll still be doing this and the gc, with any chances I get.

Since this is my last year at school, I will be extremely busy with studying and exams.

Once those are up and I have free time, I'll try and make more stories. I've had a story in the works for a while but I don't like it so far just alot of jumping back and forth.

So I'll rework that story, it'll only be one chapter for now until I think of more ways to expand it.

Also to any mario X meggy shippers, please please understand that it IS a proship, mario knew meggy since she was 14, he's 24, yes mario doesn't age but meggy is, and he's watched her grow up, and waiting till someone's legal age after watching them grow up and having them close to you is a form of grooming.

I'd never thought I'd need to say that but I am, that's why many fans, like myself see them as either a dad and daughter or siblings. And as a sibling their relationship is completely platonic and they are siblings.

And to people who see smg4 and 3 as siblings, no.

Mario ships them, mario who hates sibling shipping since he's a subject to it, he'd never ship siblings. Smg4 and 3 are enemy's to lovers and a very VERY slow burn relationship.

I'm not bringing up snowtrapped because that was a moment of desperation between the two, to not die virgins, it wasn't for love.

They have kissed tho, and it's clear that they do have some feelings locked away for each other.

Anyways uhhhhh that's about it

Love yah, byeee


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