incorrect quotes 7 (just mr puzzles and leggy)

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Fuck Mario.
I hate Mario so much.

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Mr Puzzles: Am I being detained?

Mr Puzzles: Am I under arrest?

Mr Puzzles: Read me my rights, please!

Mr Puzzles: I WANT MY PHONE CALL!!!!

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Mr Puzzles: Salt and pepper!

Mr Puzzles holding up a jar: It's vanilla!!

Mr Puzzles pointing at Mario(my hc): It's my brother!

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Mr Puzzles bumping into leggy and decking it, hissing in pain:

Leggy staring off: No one ever asks how I feel

Leggy club penguin dancing on Mr Puzzles:

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Leggy: Papa, I have a boo boo!

Mr Puzzles: Oh no, let me see it, sweetie

Leggy: It's bleeding!

Mr Puzzles patting her head: Oh honey, it's okay..

Leggy: Will you kiss it?

Mr Puzzles: Are you kidding me? That's fucking disgusting

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Mr Puzzles puts his foot down: I am putting my foot down

Leggy: dad...

Mr Puzzles turning invisible: do I make myself clear?

Leggy: I'm sorry..

Mr Puzzles: Hi sorry, I'm dad

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Leggy: What do you think you're doing?

Mr Puzzles holding a cigarette: just having a quick ciggy before my meeting

Leggy: we don't.. we don't smoke in the office, dude, there's no smoking

Mr Puzzles: Oh, sorry! I didn't know

Mr Puzzles throwing it beside him: I'll throw down here

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Mr Puzzles, driving up to the leggy: get in the loser, we're going shopping,

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Mr Puzzles: LEGGY! CALL 911!

Leggy: Starting live video

Mr Puzzles: nnnNNNNOOOOO-

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Mr Puzzles: Leggy, beeg said you put your feet on him at school

Leggy:I put alot of shit on that bitch, and did he tell you about the brick

Mr Puzzles concerned: the what-

Leggy: Yeah, ask him back to tell you about that big fucking brick I threw out the bus window

Mr Puzzles: is that why he can't walk right now???

Leggy mocking Mr Puzzles: is that why he can't walk right now

Leggy: What the fuck you think?

Mr Puzzles:

Leggy: You think he forgot how to walk between now and yesterday evening?

Mr Puzzles: I thought you were friends tho leggy!

Leggy: he's a fucking animal, that's what he is, and if the hospital door ain't locked, I'm going back up there with another fucking brick.

Mr Puzzles: Leggy hold the- hold the phone-

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