Fuck Mario.
I hate Mario so much.__
Mr Puzzles: Am I being detained?
Mr Puzzles: Am I under arrest?
Mr Puzzles: Read me my rights, please!
Mr Puzzles: I WANT MY PHONE CALL!!!!
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Mr Puzzles: Salt and pepper!
Mr Puzzles holding up a jar: It's vanilla!!
Mr Puzzles pointing at Mario(my hc): It's my brother!
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Mr Puzzles bumping into leggy and decking it, hissing in pain:
Leggy staring off: No one ever asks how I feel
Leggy club penguin dancing on Mr Puzzles:
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Leggy: Papa, I have a boo boo!
Mr Puzzles: Oh no, let me see it, sweetie
Leggy: It's bleeding!
Mr Puzzles patting her head: Oh honey, it's okay..
Leggy: Will you kiss it?
Mr Puzzles: Are you kidding me? That's fucking disgusting
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Mr Puzzles puts his foot down: I am putting my foot down
Leggy: dad...
Mr Puzzles turning invisible: do I make myself clear?
Leggy: I'm sorry..
Mr Puzzles: Hi sorry, I'm dad
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Leggy: What do you think you're doing?
Mr Puzzles holding a cigarette: just having a quick ciggy before my meeting
Leggy: we don't.. we don't smoke in the office, dude, there's no smoking
Mr Puzzles: Oh, sorry! I didn't know
Mr Puzzles throwing it beside him: I'll throw down here
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Mr Puzzles, driving up to the leggy: get in the loser, we're going shopping,
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Mr Puzzles: LEGGY! CALL 911!
Leggy: Starting live video
Mr Puzzles: nnnNNNNOOOOO-
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Mr Puzzles: Leggy, beeg said you put your feet on him at school
Leggy:I put alot of shit on that bitch, and did he tell you about the brick
Mr Puzzles concerned: the what-
Leggy: Yeah, ask him back to tell you about that big fucking brick I threw out the bus window
Mr Puzzles: is that why he can't walk right now???
Leggy mocking Mr Puzzles: is that why he can't walk right now
Leggy: What the fuck you think?
Mr Puzzles:
Leggy: You think he forgot how to walk between now and yesterday evening?
Mr Puzzles: I thought you were friends tho leggy!
Leggy: he's a fucking animal, that's what he is, and if the hospital door ain't locked, I'm going back up there with another fucking brick.
Mr Puzzles: Leggy hold the- hold the phone-
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