i like trains- i mean quotes

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Smg4: is it so wrong to feel refined, to feel cultured, to feel like uh you're somewhat more healthy than you actually-

Smg3: so you're diminishing cereal?

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Belle: look it's simple, all you have to say is "hi, I took a blood test, and I want my results back," understood?

Tari anxiously letting the phone ring but nodding:

Karen: hello, can I help you?

Tari:...I want my blood back!

Tari hangs up:

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Melony: what happens to nitrogen when the sunrises?

Smg4: it becomes daytrogen

Smg3:...I'm going to my room

Melony: good nitrogen

Meggy: sleep tightrogen

Mario: don't let the bed bugs biterogen

Smg3 angry groan:

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Mr Puzzles: well if it isn't whimpu

Whimpu: but it is me?

Mr Puzzles: n-no it's-

Whimpu: your manipulative tricks won't work on me!

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Mario; people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Smg3 standing in court going against mario: it's called arson and those people are witnesses

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Melony: hey guys! For Halloween we should dress up as things that don't exist!

Melony: what will be yours?

Tari: a mermaid!

Belle: a unicorn

Karen: my will to live

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Saiko: what was the one thing I told you not to do.

Meggy:...burn down the house?

Saiko: and what did you do.

Meggy:...made dinner

Saiko:

Meggy:

Meggy:..and burned down the house

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Kaizo: can someone hire a hit man to kill me? Please?

Tari: how about I just be a hug nan who hugs you!

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Bob: if you killed a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same

Enzo: kill two.

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Smg4: costs 400 dollars to go see a therapist, it's free to tell myself it just be like that

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Smg3 thinking intensely:

Meggy: penny for your thoughts?

Smg3: my thoughts are worth much more than a penny

Meggy:...no...they're really not

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Mario holding puzzles hands: we are a team!

Mario: ride or die, yknow?

Mr. Puzzles: yeah I'd totally ride you

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