Smg4: is it so wrong to feel refined, to feel cultured, to feel like uh you're somewhat more healthy than you actually-
Smg3: so you're diminishing cereal?
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Belle: look it's simple, all you have to say is "hi, I took a blood test, and I want my results back," understood?
Tari anxiously letting the phone ring but nodding:
Karen: hello, can I help you?
Tari:...I want my blood back!
Tari hangs up:
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Melony: what happens to nitrogen when the sunrises?
Smg4: it becomes daytrogen
Smg3:...I'm going to my room
Melony: good nitrogen
Meggy: sleep tightrogen
Mario: don't let the bed bugs biterogen
Smg3 angry groan:
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Mr Puzzles: well if it isn't whimpu
Whimpu: but it is me?
Mr Puzzles: n-no it's-
Whimpu: your manipulative tricks won't work on me!
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Mario; people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Smg3 standing in court going against mario: it's called arson and those people are witnesses
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Melony: hey guys! For Halloween we should dress up as things that don't exist!
Melony: what will be yours?
Tari: a mermaid!
Belle: a unicorn
Karen: my will to live
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Saiko: what was the one thing I told you not to do.
Meggy:...burn down the house?
Saiko: and what did you do.
Meggy:...made dinner
Saiko:
Meggy:
Meggy:..and burned down the house
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Kaizo: can someone hire a hit man to kill me? Please?
Tari: how about I just be a hug nan who hugs you!
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Bob: if you killed a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same
Enzo: kill two.
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Smg4: costs 400 dollars to go see a therapist, it's free to tell myself it just be like that
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Smg3 thinking intensely:
Meggy: penny for your thoughts?
Smg3: my thoughts are worth much more than a penny
Meggy:...no...they're really not
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Mario holding puzzles hands: we are a team!
Mario: ride or die, yknow?
Mr. Puzzles: yeah I'd totally ride you
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