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Hi, I'm not the writer of these books. The writer is currently in a mental health ward, I have been blessed(cursed) with the honour of continuing these books, which I won't do.

I saw this chapter was unfinished/barely fucking started, and decided, I'll do it

I don't really watch smg4, I mean I watch certain episodes with a certain TV head, but I don't really know anyone but, Boopkins, Karen, saiko, tari, meggy, mario, smg3, Mr puzzles, leggy, smg4 and Bob, and a little on melony. I used to watch the show when Niles was there, but then he died, and I lost interest.

Anyway, enough talking, incorrect quotes, a totally original thing with totally original quotes.

Smg3- or as they say in the theatre, "fracture a femur"

Saiko- what?

Smg3- the actual term is "break a leg," but I improved it

Saiko- . . . I hate both of those equally

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Mario - so as your best friend

Meggy- Tari is my best friend

Mario- . . . *holding a knife to meggys throat* As your best friend!

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Tari- being cute is really hard

Tari- cause, even when you're angry, people kind of giggle at you and say

Meggy- awe, you're so cute when you're angry

Tari- like, no, stop! Recognise my power!

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Smg4- hey, what's for lunch?

Smg3- oh, i already ate

Smg4- without me?!

Smg3- Well, I was hungry... Did you want me to get you anything? What do you want?

Smg4- *deadpan* loyalty.

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Melony- I'm worried

Saiko- about what?

Melony- no clue...

*Wotfi 2021*

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Mario- *holding Mr puzzles head*...he died as he lived.. *throws the head down, causing it to break more* being a goddamn fool!!

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Karen- I hope you have a good explanation for this

Smg4- Oh, we have three actually *smug face*

Mario- pick your favourite!

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Smg3- *tired and groggy, his voice slurring a bit as he spoke into the phone* Why are you calling me this late?

Tari- I need your help... I've done something ....*guilty* bad...

Smg3- *groans as he holds the phone away. I'm pulling it back to speak into it. * Okay... put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way

Tari- no no it-!...why would I?

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Smg4-*holding up a knuckles onesie, while dressed in a kermit onesie smirking as he raised a brow* Don't you want to be a team player?

Smg3- no..no- no

Mario- *in a pikachu onesie* don't you NOT want to be a team player? *wrapping a arm around smg3s shoulder*

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