Smg4 shitty groupchat thingy

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Meggy, looking at marioxmeggy stuff; what a bunch of hippy dippy baloney

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Mario is trying to cook: so the first thing we need to do is butter the pan

Smg3 about to hit him with a pan:

Mario: DO NOT!

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Saiko taking a survey: do you regret what you did? Nah.

Saiko reading the next question: would you do it again

Saiko thinking before shrugging: Sure, why not?

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Smg4: I don't know which one of you bitches just lied to me and said "We don't have to worry about Mr Puzzles anymore"

Smg4 pointing at Mr Puzzles: I JUST SEEN THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!

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Kaizo: this ship needs a hyperdrive, we don't have that part

Shroomy: maybe we can find one!

Kaizo looking at shroomy unimpressed; what do you think? A spaceship is just going to appea-

Kaizo looking at a spaceship approaching them: ARE YOU-

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Fm drunk and talking to a can of beans: I'd like to kiss you, monkey man

The beans somehow talk back: Oh, alright, but you're so darn ugly

They passionately kiss:

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Meggy: wait how old are you?

Mario: wait...guess

Meggy: 36

The crew wheezing:

Mario: WHAT?!?

Meggy chuckling: You said guess

Mario: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!

Meggy unable to speak naturally; why are you yelling at me!

Mario: THAT WASNT EVEN CLOSE!

Mario: like normal when people play that game they go oh they guess like a little bit younger

Mario: was that a little bit younger guess?

Meggy: yeah are you like 39?

Mario heartbroken his sister doesn't know him: WHAT!!!

Melony: so was she right?

Mario: no.

Mario: im not in my 30s

Melony: Oh!

Meggy: really?

Mario: I'm in my 40s

Meggy tryna play it off: Oh! I knew it, I was just being nice

Mario: NA- NOT IN MY 40S WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KNEW!

Meggy on the ground in tears:

Mario: IM 24! WHAT THE FUCK!

Bob: Oh goddamn you're old!

Mario processing:...WHAT!?

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Those smg4 fans:

Smg4: I saw that! You disgusting pervert!, that's absolutely unacceptable!

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Smg3 before the first redesign: Oh my god what the fuck, I look good, I look good I look delicious