Smg4 shitty groupchat thingy

incorrect quotes

Literally filler, sorry

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Smg3 holding a phone: I'm passing the phone to the person that if I had to choose between hanging out with them or having my organs removed, I'd choose the organs!

Smg4 smiling as the phone was being handed to him: I'm handing the phone to my best friend!

Smg3 stared at smg4 in horror as he handed the phone back:

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Tari: Shoot! Even me and kaizo having been getting closer! Yesterday, he gave me half his sandwich!

Kaizo: I thought she was a garbage can

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Meggy, just vibing: Oh my god, look at that face!

Smg3: If you're feeling suicidal, you came to the right place

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*lights casually going out*

Chris: SWAG YOU DIDNT FUCKING PAY THE POWER BILL-

Swag playing a guitar: when your lights don't work like they used to before-

Chris, close to strangling swag: SWAG SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Mr Puzzles: how do you stay positive all the time?

Tari: well, ill tell you my secret sir!

Tari, pulling Mr. puzzles down by the bow, staring at him in the eyes: I lie to myself...

Tari: Every day when I get up, I say, "Today's going to be a good day," but I'm lying

Tari: and I dont know how much more I can do it...

Mr Puzzles sweating at this point:

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Smg1, pouring a bowl of cereal but just lemons pour out:...well when life gives you lemons

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Bob: People say you need college to get a degree

Bob with a clothes hanger around his neck: I don't need no degree to be a clothes hanger.

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Mr Puzzles holding leggy like a baby: I've only known leggy 5 minutes, but if anything happened to her, I'd kill everyone in this room and myself.

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Smg4: How do I get my crush to ask me out?

Saiko: Well, you know how everyone says, "Be yourself"? Don't do that.

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Smg1 on a phone call: hello?

Smg2: wassup?

Smg1: I need help can you come here?

Smg2: uhh I can't I'm buying clothes

Smg1: well hurry up and come here

Smg2: I can't find them

Smg1 confused: what do you mean you can't find them?

Smg2: I can't find them, there's only soup

Smg1 beyond confused: what do you mean there's only soup?

Smg2: it means there's only soup!

Smg1 getting agitated: well go into the next isle!