Smg2: this is the worst book about dinosaurs I've ever read
Smg1: that's a phosphorus smg2
Smg2: well for a book with saurs in the name, there's only been 4 dinosaurs by page 312
Smg1: I don't know what you were expecting
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Melony: axol! If you water water it grows!
Axol: it's 3 am melony...
Melony: look I brought you a glass of water to prove it!
Axol: how did you get inside my house..
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Smg3: ow! Damnit..why do bad things happen to good people?
Meggy: you're not a good person smg3
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Smg4: smg3 look I turned myself into a cat!
Smg3 just tryna make coffee:
Smg4: im a cat smg3..I'm a cat burrito!
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Melony: THATS ENOUGH! HAND OVER MY BEST FRIEND, OR ELSE
Eldritch axol: now isn't this interesting
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Meggy: did you take your meds today?
Mario: I don't need my meds, I'm not schizophrenic! I'm a genius
Peach watching mario run around butt naked screaming Smg4, slowly calling toads worth for help:
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Niles: you and me we're not the same
Niles: I am a sinner
Niles pointing at smg0: you are a saint
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Mr. Puzzles: I saved you ..and you..saved me
Smg4 disappointed: meggy whyd you save that guy?
Meggy: mother fucker-
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Niles: I killed you...and you...killed me
Fred: 0 whyd you kill that guy?
Smg0: mother fucker he killed himself!
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Smg4: I have no idea how we're still alive!
Smg4 chuckling: it makes no sense!
Smg4 laughing as he pulls 3 into a hug, the two just laughing with one another:
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Uhh this might be the only oc thing I add, idk
L30N: you're asking me about my theories?
L30N: I've waited years for someone to ask me about my theories!
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Kaizo: just the two of us...in this classroom in the sky
Whimpu: crimes of passion are just fine!
Kaizo: just the two of us..
Kaizo chuckles: quite a drastic pick up line
Whimpu: leaving characters to die, just to guarantee you're mine
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Smg4: you must be right, this is a tv star
Smg4: except a tv star is liked and calm
Smg4 points at Mr puzzles: this one is not the best example, something is clearly wrong
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Mario: course you could've been together
Mario: smg4 loved you from the start,he was just scared of his feelings. For all his cockiness he didn't know how to act around you, but you know 4...he likes to hide
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Smg4: I.. feel bad..about...what happened
Smg3: so..you're apologising?
Smg4: yes! I'm.. sorry
Smg3: okay...I don't forgive you
Smg4 taken aback: 3..I said I'm sorry
Smg3: yeah..and I do not forgive you.
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Luigi: I stay awake at night because I don't even know what my favourite colour is!
Luigi: and I'm afraid I don't have a real personality..
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Melony: you shouldn't be anywhere near the fight! You're too important!
Fishy boopkins: I'm not!
Melony: yes you are!
Fishy boopkins: no!
Melony: why won't you let me do this for you axol!
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Wren: this latest little game of yours, thank the stars it's over
Wren: did you have fun? Did you get everything out your system
Meggy: i-
Wren: good good...welcome home meggy
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Smg4: im about to get in this man's truck
Smg4: how you doing
Smg4 demonic laugh:
Smg3 pointing a gun at 4:
Smg4: oh! Don't point that gun at my face....is you lgbt cause your gun pink
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Mario: tell me why...your hands...are cold
Mr. Puzzles: ...cold hands are often a sign of that your body is trying to maintain its regular body temperature
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Fm, saiko, whimpu, minion: we like other colours but pink just looks so good on us!
Fm: P, panic!
Whimpu: I, I'm scared
Saiko: N, nuisance
Minion: K..death!
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Mario holding up and orange: this orange...is ginamonosaurs whatever you say giagantisaurs, giman, gimanomoraus,
Meggy:...and you fell for that?
Smg4: yep
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Uhhh yeah that's about it, I'm tried, it's nearly 3 am, i haven't got a text back and won't sleep till I get said text back.
I refuse sleep until get a text.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionthere will be ships there will be angst there will be mario there will be chaos