Yeah so this is my au thing, smg3 is in smg4s place, smg4s in 3s place, taris in Mario's place, Mario's in taris place, Mr puzzles is in meggys place, meggys in Mr puzzles place, Karen is in destis place, desti is in Karen's place, axols in melonys place, melonys in axols place, niles is in smg0s place, 0 is in niles place, smg1 is in smg2s place, smg2 is in smg1s place, saikos in luigi's place, luigis in saikos place, blah blah blah.
There are slight name changes, smgs are now tnhs(the none hero), Mr. puzzles are just puzzles, and meggy is Mrs Leggy.
Fm and X are replaced with police and Enzo, waluigi is just wario and warios just waluigi.
Anyways, the chapter.
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Desti-*groans* Have you looked around? This place is a labyrinth of bad choices! And every time we try to change something for the better, he tells us and says, "That's not how they did it in my day," Oh, right! Cause people 50 years ago were eating fried chicken deep fried in boiling water and moter oil!!!,
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Tnh4- Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a cocomelon character with a beard?!
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Melony- it's a good day not to be dead. * She smiled*
Tnh0-*takes over melony and has axol kill her* You are dead!
Melony- I am dead!
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Tnh3- oh no!
Tnh4- oh no
Puzzles- oh no!
Axol- oh *yawns* no
Luigi- oh no!
Saiko- oh no...
Mario- oh no
Tari-*burst through the wall* oh yes!
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Tnh3- pull the lever tari
Tari-*pulls the wrong lever and watches tnh3 falls*
Tnh3- wrong lever!!!
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Puzzles- today im going to teach you how to face your fears! Now the first step to facing your fears is- *Tari bursts in* AAAA!!!
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Saiko- what are you all drawing?
Jubjub- I drew a flower!
Boopkins- boopboop!
Little Puzzles- I drew what the voices told me to draw
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Tnh4- what kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Tnh4- diddly squats
Tnh3-*picks up a chair and runs at tnh4* AAAAAAAA!!!!
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Rob- don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and big titty anime girls on my side! AAAAAA!!!
Tari-*looks around*. . .3!! The sink is screaming again!!
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Rob- hey desti can I get a refill on this whiskey?
Desti- only another bottle full
Rob-*pulls a comically large bucket out* oh hohoho don't mind me
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Tari-*falls through the celling*
Luigi-. . .hey tari *annoyed*
Tari- hello Luigi! . . .that hurt
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Rob- jubjub..I can already imagine you up at that isle...*points up the alcohol sections*
Luigi-*groans*
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Terrence- *clicking* (translation, dad I can already imagine you in that coffin)
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Tnh4-*chuckling* h-hey whimpu, when did the man go to the dentist?
Whimpu-*sighs* another one of you bad jokes? Do I have to?
Tnh4- yeah ,*chuckles more*. Come on
Whimpu- *groans* When did the man go to the dentist?
Tnh4-*snorts* tooth hurty! *bursts out laughing*
Whimpu- that was horrible.
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Tnh0- no! My only weakness! Dying!
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Tnh3 hey melony, what do you wanna eat?
Tnh0- the souls of the innocent
Melony- a bagel
Tnh0- No!
Melony-*thinks* 2 bagels
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Tnh3- I've been talking to tnh4, and i think I'm ready to ask him out
Puzzles- that great and all, but I heard he only dates blondes
Tnh3-*stands in front of puzzles with blonde hair*
Puzzles-. . .bro?
Tnh3- I'm just chilling
Puzzles- nah, how you gonna change your whole self for a girl?
Tnh3- bro...he has...a best friend *shows a picture of mario*
Puzzles-*stands with a blonde wig* . . See that's a different story
Tnh3-thats what I'm tryna say
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Tnh3- dies. The odd satisfaction of seeing a baby die in gacha videos
Tnh4-what?!
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Tnh3- if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Tari- weak!
Puzzles- you're strong
Luigi- an idiot
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Tnh4- never brag
Puzzles- you once called your face, proof of God's existence??
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YOU ARE READING
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