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Smg3 looking at Axol and smg4, gasping: look! Survivors

Melony looking at axol: ooo he's kinda cute

Niles trying to shoot axol but shooting 4 instead: WHOOPS

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Smg4: can I take a sip of your water?

Smg3: it's not water

Smg4: vodka! I like you style-

Smg3: it's vinegar

Smg4:...what

Smg3: it's vinegar, pussy.

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Mr. Puzzles: care to explain the text I got last night?

Mario: it was autocorrect

Mr. Puzzles:...autocorrect wrote, "You're so hot. Please step on me"?

Mario: yeah..it's supposed to say ur

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Tari: truth or dare meggy!

Meggy: truth!

Tari: I dare you to kiss me

Meggy: well if you insist!

Saiko watching the two kiss:...she didn't even pick dare-

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Kaizo: I hate your last name

Whimpu: why??

Kaizo: cause it's not my last name

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Mario: guys i got my fortune reading!

Mario: it said I'd die in 5 days!

Smg4: wait really??

Mario: which means I'm immortal til then!

Smg3: that's not how that works

Mario: not now 3...I'm going to go juggle chainsaws while skating!!

Kaizo: can I watch?

Mario: duh, of course

Mario: who will hand me the next chainsaw

Meggy in the other room: let me get some popcorn first!

Tari: wait no!

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Saiko holding her guitar: I'm going to play a song for you, it's called "my life right now"

Saiko inhaling and strumming her guitar: AAAAAAAAA

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Tari peaking into belles room: belle..are you awake?

Belle rolling over to face tari: does it look like it?

Tari: I thought you'd be awake!

Tari: now I have an important question for to ask you

Belle trying to sleep: mhmm

Tari: do you think birds get upset they don't have arms?

Belle: do you get sad because you don't have wings

Tari breaking down: everyday!

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Mario wheezing and coughing: PENIS....

Smg3:...did he just yell Penis and then fucking die??

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Saiko holding her head: tari I'm not doing too well

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