Smg3 looking at Axol and smg4, gasping: look! Survivors
Melony looking at axol: ooo he's kinda cute
Niles trying to shoot axol but shooting 4 instead: WHOOPS
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Smg4: can I take a sip of your water?
Smg3: it's not water
Smg4: vodka! I like you style-
Smg3: it's vinegar
Smg4:...what
Smg3: it's vinegar, pussy.
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Mr. Puzzles: care to explain the text I got last night?
Mario: it was autocorrect
Mr. Puzzles:...autocorrect wrote, "You're so hot. Please step on me"?
Mario: yeah..it's supposed to say ur
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Tari: truth or dare meggy!
Meggy: truth!
Tari: I dare you to kiss me
Meggy: well if you insist!
Saiko watching the two kiss:...she didn't even pick dare-
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Kaizo: I hate your last name
Whimpu: why??
Kaizo: cause it's not my last name
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Mario: guys i got my fortune reading!
Mario: it said I'd die in 5 days!
Smg4: wait really??
Mario: which means I'm immortal til then!
Smg3: that's not how that works
Mario: not now 3...I'm going to go juggle chainsaws while skating!!
Kaizo: can I watch?
Mario: duh, of course
Mario: who will hand me the next chainsaw
Meggy in the other room: let me get some popcorn first!
Tari: wait no!
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Saiko holding her guitar: I'm going to play a song for you, it's called "my life right now"
Saiko inhaling and strumming her guitar: AAAAAAAAA
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Tari peaking into belles room: belle..are you awake?
Belle rolling over to face tari: does it look like it?
Tari: I thought you'd be awake!
Tari: now I have an important question for to ask you
Belle trying to sleep: mhmm
Tari: do you think birds get upset they don't have arms?
Belle: do you get sad because you don't have wings
Tari breaking down: everyday!
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Mario wheezing and coughing: PENIS....
Smg3:...did he just yell Penis and then fucking die??
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Saiko holding her head: tari I'm not doing too well
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