Smg4 shitty groupchat thingy

incorrect quotes 9(mostly x and fm)

Smg3: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BOB, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?! STEP THE FUCK UP BOB

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Mario holds up a picture of a graph on spaghetti sales: look at this graph

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Meggy: and they were roommates!

Axol: Oh my god they were roommates

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Fm buried in sand: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!

Smg4: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!

Fm looking up at x who is just staring unamused at him: FUCK OFF

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Minion: is there anything better than pussy?

Minion: yes a really good book!

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Fm: alright smg4, you've had your cookies and milk, now go to sleep

Smg4: okay I'll try

Fm not fucking around, pulling a gun out; go to sleep!

Mario: not like this! Sing him a lullaby

Mario extremely off key: meeemmmeee meemmeee meemmme

X shooting mario: the heck is this?! This guy can't sing a lullaby for crap!

Fm offkey: ocean mannn, tAke mE by thE hAnd lEAd mE tO the lAnd-

X: I'll show you beat!

X getting in smg4s face: shut your eyes shut your mouth meme a meme and get us out. Meme meme meme meme meme, hit the hay fast asleep, meme a meme you little beep. Meme meme meme meme

Fm watching smg4 slowly fall asleep: it's working! Keep it up X!

X already sick of this: Let's go! just relax, lay about Or my fist will poke you out! Meme meme meme meme meme! Take your time but beware! There is darkness in the air! Meme meme meme meme meme meme!! Don't dispare step right up! Class of water?! Here's a cup! Meme meme meme meme meme!

Fm watching smg4 have a nightmare: he's having a nightmare! Wake up 4! Wake up! Stop that racket X! You're giving him nightmares!!

Fm looking at a clearly shaken up smg4; sorry 4..

Smg4 weird scream: ouch! what the frick frack paddy wack diddly dack crack pot slack pot quater back cracker jack bio feedback back track thumb tack side track tic tack, do you think you're doing?!

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Luigi: what the fuck...what the fuck is this?! What have you become minion!?

Minion screeches: they said I could be anything!

Minion in a wine bottle outfit: so I became a wine bottle!!!

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Fm throwing a house piece at X: I HATE YOU?!

X: OH, Well next time don't steal my monopoly!!!

Smg4: fm give x his 300 dollars, you landed on his property

Fm: no! He's in jail! I'm not going to give money to a criminal!!

X: that's not how you PLAY!!!

Minion: brother, why is x screaming?

Smg4: shut the fuck up minion! You don't get to talk after stealing my last rail road

Fm: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!