Smg4 shitty groupchat thingy

saying things as smg3

FM- ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the stage, smg3!

Smg3-*walks out, the audience going crazy* heyy thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, it's a pleasure *clears his throat* a man walked into the bar with a slab of ashvolt under his arm and says "a beer please, and one for the road!"

Smg4- Oh dear God, not again.

Smg3- How do you find Will smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prince!

Smg4-*groans*

Smg3- the droid was happy with the meal I cooked him, till he took a byte!

Smg4- 3, what have I told you!

Smg3- Do people in Huawei allow loud laughter? No, only aloha

Smg4- you're reaching all-time lows...

Smg3- a garden party? Lettuce turn up the beet!

Smg4- you've reached a new low.

Smg3- I hope you've enjoyed the show so far. This next one's about sea life

Smg4- How can you make puns about sea life?! We have fish friends!

Smg3- it's not as shrimple as you think 4

Smg4-*getting annoyed*

Smg3- speaking of 4, hey, 4! Did you hear about

Smg4- Nope! Nuh, uh, no way. You are not roping me into your punch lines 3!

Smg3- uh no..this uh..actually kinda serious

Smg4- well tough! You're not getting any words outta me!

Smg3- no smg4, I'm being dead serious. Did you hear about the kidnapping at baldis School last week?

Smg4- . . .o-oh..no...that sounds..terrible! What happened?!

Smg3- eh..I'm pretty sure he woke them up

Smg4-. . .*holding back a scream of anger*

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Smg3- it's a beautiful day outside,

Meggy- we're in doors

Smg3- it's a beautiful day

Meggy- it's snowing

Smg3- it's a day

Meggy- it's 2 am

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Mario-*pulls a random lever* hey 3, what does this do?

Smg3- it's a piano lever

Mario- a wha-*gets crushed by a piano*

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Smg3- I'm not built differently! I'm just built incorrectly

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2021 smg3- my expectations are low, but they can always go lower

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Smg3- look Melony, there's a fine line between good and evil

Melony- So which side of the line are you on?

Smg3- melony. I am the line.

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Smg3- I've gone a whole month without going on adventures or being forced to do anything against my will! *gets forced into wotfi 2024* damnit.

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Smg3- oi there mind getting me a cup o' coffeee

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