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Y/N stood around the X-Mansion, taking a moment to appreciate the grandeur of their new training ground. The mansion, a towering estate with ivy-covered walls and an air of historic importance, stood proudly against the backdrop of a lush landscape. The Phoenix Memorial Statue, dedicated to Jean Grey, gleamed in the middle of the main courtyard. Y/N felt a mixture of excitement and nerves.
"Welcome to the X-Mansion!" Wolverine's voice broke their reverie, his gruff demeanor unchanged. "Follow me, kid. We've got a lot to cover."
Y/N nodded, adjusting the straps of their backpack, which concealed their original Deadpool outfit, now adorned with additional gadgets and designs courtesy of Mei Hatsume. Inside the mansion, Y/N marveled at the high-tech equipment and the historical artifacts adorning the hallways. The mansion was a perfect blend of old-world charm and cutting-edge technology.
The first stop was the Danger Room. Wolverine explained its purpose. "This is where you'll be doing most of your combat training. It's a holographic simulation room that can mimic any environment. Perfect for honing your skills."
"Great, a holodeck," Y/N quipped. "As long as Moriarty doesn't show up and try to take over the world, we should be fine."
Wolverine raised an eyebrow. "You talk to yourself a lot?"
"Not as much as you'd think, but definitely more than you'd hope," Y/N replied with a wink at the imaginary camera.
Y/N's first training session was with Cyclops, who focused on strategic combat. "Remember, Y/N, it's not just about brute force. Strategy is key." He demonstrated various battle tactics, with Y/N following his lead. The room shifted into different scenarios, from urban warfare to dense forests. The simulations were so real that Y/N could feel the adrenaline pumping.
"Hey, Slim," Y/N said, "you ever think about using your eye beams to heat up pizza? Seems like a waste of good power otherwise."
Cyclops didn't break his serious demeanor. "Focus, Y/N. Strategy, remember?"
"Right, right. Less pizza, more ninja."
Next, Y/N trained with Nightcrawler, mastering teleportation tactics. "Zis is all about agility and quick thinking," he said in his distinct German accent. They teleported through a series of obstacles, honing Y/N's reaction time and precision.
"Hey, Nightcrawler," Y/N said between teleports, "if you and a frog had a baby, would it be called a 'frog-ler' or a 'night-frog'?"
Nightcrawler chuckled. "You have quite ze imagination, Y/N."
The sessions grew progressively intense. Beast took over to focus on physical conditioning and resilience. "We'll test your limits today," he said with a mischievous glint in his eye. Y/N found themselves in a grueling endurance test, dodging lasers and navigating through complex mazes.
"Beast, if I survive this, I'm totally stealing your protein shake recipe," Y/N huffed.
Midway through the training, Y/N met Emma Frost. "Let's see how well you handle telepathic interference," she said with a smirk. Y/N found themselves battling not only physical foes but also psychic projections. It was a mental workout unlike any they had ever experienced.
"Emma, do you read minds for fun at parties? Or is that considered bad manners?"
"Focus, Y/N," Emma replied, though a hint of a smile played on her lips.
Y/N's healing factor was put to the test when Wolverine took over the session. "Let's see how fast you can patch up, kid." He unsheathed his claws and launched into an intense combat session. Y/N felt the sharp sting of the claws but quickly healed, mirroring Deadpool's regenerative abilities. The training was gruesome and bloody, but Y/N's healing factor kept them in the fight.
"Seriously, Wolvie, ever heard of a manicure? These claws are murder on my complexion."
Wolverine just grunted, slashing again.
After hours of intense training, Y/N was finally given a break. They made their way to the lounge area where Wolverine was lounging on a couch, nursing a beer. "You did good today," he grunted. "Wanna join me for a game of Uno?"
Y/N laughed, feeling the tension ease. "Sure, why not? Just don't cry when I hit you with a Draw Four."
As they played, the other members of the X-Men drifted in. Storm, Iceman, and Kitty Pryde joined the game, filling the room with laughter and light-hearted banter. Y/N couldn't resist the urge to break the fourth wall again.
"Hey readers, if you think Wolverine cheats at Uno, leave a comment below."
Y/N's playful side surfaced as they donned their original Deadpool outfit for a Just Dance session with Nightcrawler. The two of them moved to the beat, their laughter echoing through the mansion. It was a surreal but welcome change from the intense training earlier.
"Nightcrawler, you've got moves! Ever thought about joining a boy band?"
Later, Y/N and Wolverine explored the mansion together. They visited the headmaster's office, the hangar beneath the basketball court, and even the cemetery where fallen X-Men were memorialized. "This place has a lot of history," Wolverine said quietly. "You're part of it now."
Y/N nodded, feeling a sense of belonging. "So, if I make a mess in the kitchen, do I get haunted by the ghost of X-Men past?"
Wolverine smirked. "Only if you blame it on the dog."
As the day drew to a close, Y/N found themselves in a cozy living room with the rest of the X-Men, playing Call of Duty on the PlayStation. Wolverine, surprisingly adept at the game, was leading their team to victory. Y/N couldn't help but feel a sense of camaraderie with these mutants who had welcomed them so warmly.
"Note to self: never challenge Wolverine to a shooter. The guy's got reflexes like a cat on caffeine."
The chapter ends with Y/N sitting on the steps of the mansion, looking out at the night sky. They felt a mix of exhaustion and contentment. The training had been brutal, but the bonds they had formed made it all worthwhile. The X-Mansion, with its rich history and vibrant inhabitants, had become a second home.
"And that, dear readers, is how you turn a gruesome training day into a sitcom episode. Tune in next time for more mutant madness!"
