Main pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Iwaizumi Hajime
Other pairing(s): Sakuatsu (Sakusa Kiyoomi x Miya Atsumu)
Genre: Crack (+Fluff)
Warnings: None
Time: Post-timeskip
Notes: Another long one, enjoy.
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*Iwa-san hellooooo*
*Participants: Iwaizumi, Sakusa, Atsumu*
*Sakusa has sent a link*
Sakusa: Breaking News: Oikawa Tooru reportedly spotted in a gay bar
Sakusa: ???
Iwaizumi: okay?
Iwaizumi: fork spotted in kitchen
Iwaizumi: come on now
Atsumu: WHAT
Sakusa: HELP WHAT
Iwaizumi: I MEAN LOOK AT HIM
Iwaizumi: wait lmao
*Iwaizumi added Oikawa in the groupchat*
Oikawa: why tf do you refuse to talk to me while we're literally right next to each other.
Iwaizumi: exhilarating work.
Iwaizumi: read the prev. texts pls <3
Oikawa: ?? k
Oikawa: HELP
Oikawa: SADJASDHASGDAJSDGHAJSDASGHD
Oikawa: IS THIS WHY YOU'VE BEEN CACKLING AT
Sakusa: are you guys together right now ??
Atsumu: more importantly (and more privately, you dont have to answer it) are you seriously gay
Oikawa: oh yeah lmao
Oikawa: to both actually
Iwaizumi: i was so ready to make a hi gay i'm iwaizumi joke
Oikawa: IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN
Iwaizumi: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT OMG
Iwaizumi: but come on admit that you walked straight into that one
Sakusa: **gay into that one
Iwaizumi: ASDJAGHSDHASDGJADSHgAJSD YES.
Oikawa: sakusa. why.
Sakusa: bcs i can <3
Atsumu: oikawa-san
Atsumu: how close are you to iwa-san
Oikawa: pretty fucking close i'd say
Sakusa: i like where this is going
Iwaizumi: i'm not
Atsumu: so like
Atsumu: since you're best friends with him i thought you'd know
Oikawa: oh?
Iwaizumi: oh god i know what it is.
Iwaizumi: atsumu please dont.
Oikawa: he's embarrassed oh my god this is going to be gold.
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Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
