Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Crack (+Fluff)
Warnings: None
Time: Tsukishima's 1st year / Yamaguchi's 1st year
Notes: None
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*In Tsukishima and Yamaguchi's private messages*
Yamaguchi: omg you will NOT believe what happened today
Tsukishima: love, ik.
Tsukishima: i was there too
Yamaguchi: oh shit right
Yamaguchi: wanna tell kuroo?
Tsukishima: sure :)
*KUROO AND TSUKKIYAMA*
*Participants: Kuroo, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi*
Yamaguchi: kuroo-san you will not believe what happened today
Kuroo: ooooh
Kuroo: i'm intrigued
Yamaguchi: there's a classmate of ours, we'll call them X
Kuroo: awwww
Kuroo: don't i get names?
Tsukishima: you don't know them dw 👍
Kuroo: ah ok then
Yamaguchi: so X hadn't done their chemistry exam bcs they decided to leave right before the exam (to study more and enter the make-up exam)
Yamaguchi: so their exam was today at lunchbreak.
Tsukishima: and during the lunch break, yams usually opens funny videos on the smartboard while i sit with him and read my book.
Kuroo: that is actually so cute wtf
Tsukishima: when X came back from their exam, they sat in their desk (front row)
Tsukishima: and i thought they were laughing at the video yams had opened
Yamaguchi: BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE SOBBING
Kuroo: HUH
Tsukishima: But we didn't realise that until they threw (like legit yeeted) the chemistry book on the whiteboard and started sobbing LOUDER
Kuroo: YEETED HELP ASKJDAHSDKHASDH
Yamaguchi: So, obviously, I was concerned, and so was Tsukki, so we over to her desk
Yamaguchi: (ik that i used 3 "so"s in one sentence stfu)
Yamaguchi: AND THEN THEY STARTED CHOKING THEMSELF
Kuroo: BUT THEY PHYSICALLY CANNOT DO THAT
Yamaguchi: LIKE LEGIT PUT BOTH OF THEIR HANDS ON THEIR THROAT
Tsukishima: and i wasn't too concerned tbh bcs I thought they were doing it for attention, bcs everyone knows that nobody can choke themself.
Kuroo: EXACTLY
Yamaguchi: so sbd in our class called a teacher over
Tsukishima: and X was like "no, no, please. i'm ok."
Tsukishima: THE BITCH NEARLY SAID UWU
Yamaguchi: NO BCS THEY'RE JUST THE TYPE TO SAY THAT
Kuroo: I'M SO CURIOUS WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE
Yamaguchi: AAAAH I'M SORRY KUROO-SAN NEITHER OF US HAVE ANY PICTURES OF THEM
Kuroo: it's alright :(
Yamaguchi: anyways we just wanted to share that with you two
Kuroo: thanks yamaguchi!
Yamaguchi: anytime
Yamaguchi: babe have you seen my sweatshirt btw
Tsukishima: which one
Yamaguchi: THE one
Tsukishima: oh yeah
Yamaguchi: you're wearing it, aren't you
Tsukishima: not really
Tsukishima: see, i WAS wearing it
Tsukishima: but it stopped smelling like you
Tsukishima: so, i am not wearing it
Yamaguchi: uh-huh
Yamaguchi: give it back.
Tsukishima: it doesn't smell like you anymore, ofc i'm giving it back
Yamaguchi: sap.
Tsukishima: says mister "i love you so fucking much thank you for entering my life"
Yamaguchi: you're the one who memorised it
Tsukishima: ah
Tsukishima: fair point
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
