Main pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Kuroo Tetsuro x Akaashi Keiji x Kozume Kenma
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Crack
Warnings: A bit 🔞 (very very slight sexual themes)
Time: Post-timeskip
Notes: None
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*and youll saveee all your dirtiest jokes for meee*
*Participants: Akaashi, Kenma, Bokuto, Kuroo*
Bokuto: i hate when im ignored
Kuroo: who ignored you bbg
Kenma: I SAID I WAS SORRY BO
Bokuto: like yeah lets just ignore bo
Bokuto: and play our game for forever and ever
Bokuto: i want to be loved and cared for :(
Kenma: BABYYYYYY
Kenma: im sorry :(
Kenma: i was in the middle of a match and i was focused im sorry :(
Kenma: want to come cuddle w me to make up (or out)
Bokuto: i guess
Akaashi: sneaky bastard put the make out in there on purpose
Kenma: ;)
Bokuto: love him regardless
Akaashi: we all do darling
Kenma: agian
Kuroo: agian lol
Kenma: im sorry for ignoring you :I
Bokuto: it was a small time interval bby i was just messing w you
Akaashi: yeah i doubt it was that bad ml
Bokuto: yeah yeah ofc it wasnt i was joking lmao :)
Kenma: good to know then :)
Bokuto: does the offer still stand... orrrrr
Kenma: the offer always stands ;)
Bokuto: cool gtk
Bokuto: omw then
Akaashi: cant you guys wait till we're out of our normal human jobs to do shit
Kuroo: yeah just cause one of you's a pro vber and the other's a gamer
Kuroo: and you determine your own working hours
Akaashi: (mostly)
Kuroo: (thank you darling /gen)
Kuroo: doesnt mean that you get to do shit w/out us
Kenma: we're just getting warmed up dear come join us when you finish
Akaashi: interesting word choice ;)
Kenma: :)
Bokuto: this is going to be v random and probably ruin the mood
Bokuto: BUT !!
Kenma: haha butt
Akaashi: haha ass
Kuroo: haha bum
Bokuto: you guys are all fucking idiots <3
Bokuto: theres this woman on the internet
Bokuto: that i saw the other day
Bokuto: whose husband is a gamer
Bokuto: not even pro just a gamer
Bokuto: she does shit to figure out when her husband would care
Bokuto: and he never does
Bokuto: he just
Bokuto: ignores her
Bokuto: the most he does is roll his eyes at her
Bokuto: i fucking hate the man
Bokuto: and the woman seems genuinely nice :(
Kenma: divorce.
Kenma: divorce.
Bokuto: ive genuinely thought of reaching out to her because wtf man
Kuroo: that does seem concerning darling
Akaashi: yeah perhaps you should genuinely reach out to her
Kenma: i could talk w her husband if things get out of hand
Bokuto: ill think ab it :)
Bokuto: thanks guys
Kuroo: bro-zoned by my own fiancé
Bokuto: shithead <3
Kenma: speaking of
Kenma: im waiting wide open
Kuroo: darling youre killing us
Kenma: id genuinely meant arms but take it as you will ;)
Akaashi: ashdasdjsagdjasd
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Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
