Main pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Iwaizumi Hajime
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Crack // Hurt/Comfort // Fluff
Warnings: None
Time: Post-timeskip
Notes: I wrote this at 4 am guys. It's kinda shit. Apologies. // Half-french Iwaizumi [bcs I can.]
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*In Oikawa and Iwaizumi's private messages*
Iwaizumi: babe
Oikawa: oh no
Oikawa: tf did you do
Iwaizumi: IM SO OFFENDED BY THAT
Oikawa: uh huh
Iwaizumi: ok so
Oikawa: im so ready for whatever shit youve eaten
Iwaizumi: yk how i was talking to u about the hamlet play i was going to go to
Oikawa: How is it that the clouds still hang on you?
Iwaizumi: not so my lord, i am too much in the sun
Iwaizumi: yeah anyways
Iwaizumi: it was apparently outdoors
Oikawa: okay..?
Iwaizumi: I WAS WEARING SUMMER CLOTHES
Iwaizumi: BCS CALIFORNIA YKNOW
Oikawa: okay..?
Oikawa: oh shit
Oikawa: darling.
Oikawa: tell me you put on bug repellant
Iwaizumi: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INDOORS 😭😭😭
Oikawa: MY LOVE ????
Oikawa: YOURE ALLERGIC TO BUGS
Iwaizumi: THANK YOU FOR REMINDING THAT DARLING
Iwaizumi: ID FORGOTTEN
Iwaizumi: MAYBE SCRATCHING MY HEAD WILL WORK
Iwaizumi: OH RIGHT
Iwaizumi: THEY FUCKING ATE THROUGH MY SKULL
Iwaizumi: I HAVE FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES EVERYWHERE
Iwaizumi: MOST OF ALL IN MY HAIR AND ON MY FACE
Iwaizumi: I LITERALLY.
Iwaizumi: WENT TO MY DORM
Iwaizumi: AND TOOK A SHOWER
Iwaizumi: AND I COULD SEE THE BUGS FLOWING OUT OF MY HAIR
Iwaizumi: I SWEAR I SAW LIKE 20 OF THEM
Oikawa: ew
Oikawa: thats
Oikawa: ew
Iwaizumi: yeah thats ew
Iwaizumi: i cant even walk
Iwaizumi: because of how swollen my legs are
Iwaizumi: bcs im fucking allergic
Iwaizumi: and it fucking swells every single time i get ONE SINGLE BITE
Iwaizumi: im pretty sure i got like 50
Iwaizumi: i was thinking of admitting myself into a hospital
Iwaizumi: /hgen
Oikawa: do you want me to come
Iwaizumi: no youve got shit to do
Oikawa: i did not ask that
Iwaizumi: i kinda dont want you to see me like this...
Oikawa: okay so that's a yes
Oikawa: ill book a ticket now
Iwaizumi: mon angé
Iwaizumi: s'il te plait
Iwaizumi: Je t'aime
Iwaizumi: et tu me manques tellement
Iwaizumi: mais j'ai peur que tu ne m'aimes pas comme ça
Oikawa: thats such fucking bullshit
Oikawa: ill always love you
Oikawa: no matter fucking what
Oikawa: always.
Oikawa: baby.
Oikawa: listen to me.
Oikawa: i love you.
Oikawa: im never leaving. im always by your side. through rain and clouds, sun and heat. id love you even if you were really ugly
Oikawa: which you arent
Oikawa: ive seen you w chickenpox before
Oikawa: i dont imagine this is much different :)
Oikawa: and sure i'll laugh at you :)
Oikawa: but that does not mean that i dont love you
Oikawa: we're just comfortable enough to be ourselves around each other
Oikawa: it's just us, remember?
Oikawa: you can let go, it's just going to be me <3
Iwaizumi: i ahvent seen you in such a long time
Iwaizumi: i wanted to see you in good health
Iwaizumi: when i wouldnt be a burden to you
Iwaizumi: i missed you so mcuh
Oikawa: darling youre never a burden
Oikawa: ill always look after you
Oikawa: always
Oikawa: and im coming for a week
Oikawa: cause my finals are over
Oikawa: and im free for a while
Oikawa: plus
Oikawa: youre being dramatic :)
Oikawa: your bites hurt like shit for a day and then pass
Oikawa: you suffer for a day
Oikawa: how is that being a burden exactly ??
Iwaizumi: fine you win
Iwaizumi: come over idiot i miss you <3333
Oikawa: i miss you too.
Oikawa: so much.
Oikawa: im never leaving your side. ever.
Iwaizumi: good.
Iwaizumi: because neither am i
Oikawa: love you too
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
