Main pairing: Sakusa Kiyoomi x Miya Atsumu
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Time: Post-timeskip
Notes: No one can convince me that they don't flip coins to see who has to deal w spiders.
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*In Sakusa and Atsumu's private messages*
Atsumu: hey babe
Atsumu: come to the living room
Sakusa: what's up i'm in the bedroom
Atsumu: we need to flip a coin.
Sakusa: no
Sakusa: pls tell me you're joking
Sakusa: i don't want to
Sakusa: i really don't.
Atsumu: neither do i
Atsumu: but i can't live knowing that there is a locked up cockroach in our bathroom
Sakusa: a cockroach? are you sure
Atsumu: yeah i'm sure.
Atsumu: now come here, let's flip the fucking coin and decide who has to deal w it
Sakusa: maybe we can call toya?
Atsumu: motoya, who lives 6 hours away from us?
Sakusa: or osamu?
Atsumu: osamu, who also lives 6 hours away from us?
Sakusa: well we can't wait until it dies, can we
Sakusa: those cumsuckers don't die.
Atsumu: cumsuckers 💀
Sakusa: shut up i'm nervous
Atsumu: OH OH
Atsumu: WHAT ABOUT BO-SAN
Sakusa: that's actually a good idea
Sakusa: but isn't he also scared of bugs?
Atsumu: oh shit ur right
Sakusa: hinata?
Atsumu: also scared of bugs
Sakusa: damn
Atsumu: OH I KNOW
Atsumu: MEIAN'S WIFE
Sakusa: YES
Sakusa: YOU ABSOLUTE GENIOUS
Sakusa: we can pretend to invite them over for dinner and casually mention it
Atsumu: ok let's do it
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
