Main pairing: Asahi Azumane x Nishinoya Yuu
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: Nishi's a bit drunk in this guys !! So beware of that ig
Time: Nishinoya's 2nd year / Asahi's 3rd year
Notes: Guys I haven't written anything ab them in SUCH a long time ik // Nishinoya being a spork was suggested by @agreatbigbananashit
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*In Asahi and Nishinoya's private messages*
Nishinoya: babe
Nishinoya: do you know which kitchen utensil we'd be.
Asahi: my love?
Nishinoya: NO CAUSE I WAS THINKNIG ABOUT IT
Nishinoya: WHY DO THEY CALL IT BIG SPOON AND LITTLE SPOON.
Nishinoya: IF I HAD A CHOICE.
Nishinoya: YKNOW WHAT I'D BE???
Asahi: what would you be, darling?
Nishinoya: A SPORK.
Asahi: mmmm
Nishinoya: NO CAUSE HEAR ME OUT-
Asahi: you look it
Nishinoya: wtf is that supposed to mean. 😐
Asahi: NO WAIT
Asahi: ASKJDASGDAS WAIT
Asahi: NO CAUSE YOUR HAIR AND THE FACT THAT ITS SUCH A CUTE UTENSIL
Nishinoya: you can be a ladle for all i care.
Nishinoya: i was going to call you a whisk
Nishinoya: but you don't deserve that title anymore
Nishinoya: woah
Nishinoya: what does "title" look like
Nishinoya: like as a word
Asahi: baby
Asahi: my love
Asahi: i'm going to try to say this in the nicest way possible.
Asahi: did you take something?
Nishinoya: no
Nishinoya: i mean i ate a brownie
Nishinoya: and it was insane i felt like i was floating
Asahi: ?????? you had pot ??
Nishinoya: turns out there wasn't any in it. it was just an insanely good brownie
Nishinoya: so i'm just like lowkey drunk
Nishinoya: but like tipsy drunk
Asahi: darling i don't think-
Nishinoya: TITTLE
Nishinoya: IT LOOKS LIKE TITTLE
Asahi: my love
Nishinoya: YKNOW THE LITTLE DOT ON THE "I"?
Nishinoya: YEAH THATS CALLED A TITTLE
Asahi: nishinoya yuu.
Nishinoya: yeah?
Asahi: are you safe, darling?
Asahi: you're much more drunk than just tipsy
Asahi: do you want me to pick you up?
Nishinoya: oh yeah perhaps i misjudged my drunk-ennnesss
Nishinoya: how many n's and s's are supposed to be in drunkenennnsss
Nishinoya: anyways yeah we're at saeko's place with ryuu
Nishinoya: i'm safe bby dw <3
Asahi: that's good to hear ml
Asahi: you'd lmk if there was smth wrong, yeah?
Nishinoya: always :)
Nishinoya: you?
Asahi: yeah <3
Nishinoya: kk gn
Asahi: goodnight my love sweet dreams
Nishinoya: ilysm
Asahi: i love you just as much <3
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Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
