Main pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Kozume Kenma
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Time: Bokuto's 3rd year / Kenma's 2nd year
Notes: None
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*In Bokuto and Kenma's private messages*
Kenma: up
Bokuto: down
Kenma: left
Bokuto: right
Kenma: high
Bokuto: low
Kenma: food
Bokuto: drink
Kenma: good
Bokuto: bad
Kenma: sex
Bokuto: gender
Kenma: fuck
Bokuto: shit
Kenma: make love
Bokuto: lose hate
Kenma: get laid
Bokuto: give standing up
Kenma: doing it
Bokuto: forgetting that
Kenma: bokuto
Bokuto: kenma
Kenma: virgin
Bokuto: you
Kenma: asshole
Bokuto: still you <3
Kenma: this was fun
Bokuto: yeah it was
Bokuto: ttk trend?
Kenma: yeah
Bokuto: cool
Kenma: i tried so hard to make you say "virgin"
Bokuto: yeah kjahsdkjasdhj
Bokuto: i noticed
Kenma: anyways what are you up to
Bokuto: nothing much
Bokuto: just studying
Kenma: oh shit right you have an exam tmw
Kenma: dude so sorry
Kenma: i completely forgot
Bokuto: nah nah nah
Bokuto: let's backtrack a bit
Bokuto: DUDE?!?!?!?!?
Kenma: my love, darling, dearest, honey, my pumpkin spice latte, munchkin, toilet sucker
Bokuto: toilet sucker 💀💀
Kenma: changing ur name to it rn
Bokuto: whatever you say, bubba 🥺🥺
Kenma: EW EW EW
Kenma: WTF BO
Kenma: BO WTF
Kenma: WE'RE BREAKING UP.
Kenma: RN
Bokuto: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Bokuto: IF YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO TOILET SUCKER I'LL CHANGE URS TO "BUBBA 🥺"
Kenma: DON'T YOU DARE
Bokuto: DON'T YOU DARE
Kenma: OH I DARE ALRIGHT
*Kenma has changed Bokuto's name to "Toilet Sucker <3"*
*Toilet Sucker <3 has changed Kenma's name to "Bubba 🥺"*
Toilet Sucker <3: SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
Bubba 🥺: DIPSHIT
Toilet Sucker <3: CUMFUCKER
Bubba 🥺: HELP KAJSDHAKSDAJKSDA
Bubba 🥺: CUMFUCKER
Bubba 🥺: MY FAVOURITE INSULT FROM NOW ON
Toilet Sucker <3: AS IT SHOULD BE
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
