49. Tsukkiyama

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Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi

Other pairing(s): None

Genre: Fluff (+crack)

Warnings: None

Time: Tsukishima's 2nd year / Yamaguchi's 2nd year

Notes: None

*In Tsukishima and Yamaguchi's private messages*

Yamaguchi: Hoe.

Tsukishima: **Hello

Yamaguchi: The things that you lied about.

Tsukishima: I did no such thing 

Yamaguchi: Even pretending to your mum.

Tsukishima: bby whats going on

Yamaguchi: THE CHIPS

Yamaguchi: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU BOUGHT CHIPS

Yamaguchi: CHIPS, KEI.

Yamaguchi: I LOVE CHIPS.

Tsukishima: YEAH WELL

Tsukishima: SHUT UP

Yamaguchi: what was that

Tsukishima: what was what.

Yamaguchi: what are you hiding

Tsukishima: i would never.

Yamaguchi: kei, darling, mon amour, what are you hiding.

Tsukishima: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE DAMNIT

Tsukishima: NOT MY FAULT YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL

Yamaguchi: what did you do :)

Tsukishima: come out.

Yamaguchi: im gay

Yamaguchi: what did you do

Tsukishima: idiot. you're lucky i love you

Yamaguchi: i am :)

Tsukishima: <3

Tsukishima: the garden.

Tsukishima: come out to the garden, we're having a stargazing date with a picnic basket for late-night snacking

Yamaguchi: no you fucking didn't

Tsukishima: yes i fucking did

Tsukishima: im not done preparing it tho

Tsukishima: cause sbd was nosy and wanted to know what was happening before it was ready

Tsukishima: my mum sold me out didnt she 

Yamaguchi: yeah lmao

Yamaguchi: i asked her where you were

Yamaguchi: and she just said chips.

Yamaguchi: and i thought you'd bought chips and were eating them w/out me.

Yamaguchi: i think she panicked lmao

Tsukishima: darling, you do know that i don't like chips, right?

Tsukishima: i only ever buy them for you

Yamaguchi: yeah i know :)

Yamaguchi: fucking sap <3

Tsukishima: yeah yeah

Tsukishima: now come here and help me do this

Yamaguchi: omw

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