Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff (+crack)
Warnings: None
Time: Tsukishima's 2nd year / Yamaguchi's 2nd year
Notes: None
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*In Tsukishima and Yamaguchi's private messages*
Yamaguchi: Hoe.
Tsukishima: **Hello
Yamaguchi: The things that you lied about.
Tsukishima: I did no such thing
Yamaguchi: Even pretending to your mum.
Tsukishima: bby whats going on
Yamaguchi: THE CHIPS
Yamaguchi: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU BOUGHT CHIPS
Yamaguchi: CHIPS, KEI.
Yamaguchi: I LOVE CHIPS.
Tsukishima: YEAH WELL
Tsukishima: SHUT UP
Yamaguchi: what was that
Tsukishima: what was what.
Yamaguchi: what are you hiding
Tsukishima: i would never.
Yamaguchi: kei, darling, mon amour, what are you hiding.
Tsukishima: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE DAMNIT
Tsukishima: NOT MY FAULT YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL
Yamaguchi: what did you do :)
Tsukishima: come out.
Yamaguchi: im gay
Yamaguchi: what did you do
Tsukishima: idiot. you're lucky i love you
Yamaguchi: i am :)
Tsukishima: <3
Tsukishima: the garden.
Tsukishima: come out to the garden, we're having a stargazing date with a picnic basket for late-night snacking
Yamaguchi: no you fucking didn't
Tsukishima: yes i fucking did
Tsukishima: im not done preparing it tho
Tsukishima: cause sbd was nosy and wanted to know what was happening before it was ready
Tsukishima: my mum sold me out didnt she
Yamaguchi: yeah lmao
Yamaguchi: i asked her where you were
Yamaguchi: and she just said chips.
Yamaguchi: and i thought you'd bought chips and were eating them w/out me.
Yamaguchi: i think she panicked lmao
Tsukishima: darling, you do know that i don't like chips, right?
Tsukishima: i only ever buy them for you
Yamaguchi: yeah i know :)
Yamaguchi: fucking sap <3
Tsukishima: yeah yeah
Tsukishima: now come here and help me do this
Yamaguchi: omw
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Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!