Main pairing: Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyou
Other pairing(s): None
Genre: Crack
Warnings: People with emetophobia and/or cynophobia beware
Time: Hinata's 2nd year / Kageyama's 2nd year
Notes: None
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*In Kageyama and Hinata's private messages*
Kageyama: hey babe
Kageyama: do you wanna come over?
Hinata: let me ask my mom
Hinata: she said yes :)
Hinata: omw w my bike
*Hinata has gone offline*
Kageyama: no don't use your bike
Kageyama: there's this one aggressive stray dog that attacks bicyclers and cars
Kageyama: BABE JUST WALK
Kageyama: she doesn't attack pedestrians
Kageyama: i mean i doubt she'll even be out at this hour
Kageyama: but still be careful pls
*15 minutes later*
Hinata: HEY SIRI
Hinata: SIRI SEND MY MESSAGE
Hinata: SIRI NO
Hinata: I'M LITERALLY BEING CHASED BY A FUCKING DOG, SIRI
Hinata: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
Hinata: NO DON'T SEND THAT
Hinata: SIRI STOP
Hinata: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hinata: SIRI SHUT UP
Hinata: NO, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY
Hinata: I WANT YOU TO TEXT TOBIO THAT I'M ON MY WAY
Hinata: NOT TOE 🐝 OH
Hinata: WHAT THE FUCK SIRI
Hinata: FUCK YOU I'LL JUST SEND IT WHEN THE DOG STOPS CHASING ME
*5 minutes later*
Kageyama: you absolute idiot
Kageyama: you're lucky i saw you before she caught up to you
Kageyama: you could have gotten seriously injured
Kageyama: now get out of the toilet
Hinata: i can't
Hinata: i feel like i'm going to puke holy shit
Kageyama: wait you're not shitting???
Hinata: NO??!?!?!?!?
Kageyama: well your stomach tends to get bad when you're anxious
Kageyama: and you have to shit and stuff
Hinata: no i think its the adrenaline or smth idk
Kageyama: oh
Hinata: yeah actually do you mind getting in here
Hinata: you might make me feel better
Kageyama: ofc
Kageyama: i'll be right there
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Here, have a treat :)
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Haikyuu Text Messages pt. 3
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other two Haikyuu Scenarios books or the 2 Haikyuu Text Messages books. In either case, welcome! This book contains angsty chapters, fluffy chapters and chapters full of crack. I hope you enjoy!!
