One Shots

For you? I'd do Anything - Wednesday x Enid

Summary - Valentine's Day is for utter buffoons who bow to corrupt companies wanting to make a quick buck, Wednesday couldn't loathe anything more.

Enid adores it.

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It's that time of year again. Pink, red and white decor litters everywhere you look. Not even Nevermore Academy is free from the love plague.

Posters, banners, streamers, hell, even some of the light bulbs had been changed from that soft orange glow to a new pink tint. Students and Teachers alike have been obnoxiously giddy, skipping about the halls with bouquets, chocolates and flowers.
Wednesday had even witnessed her own friend, Eugene, receive a honeycomb chocolate platter from a 'secret admirer' just the other class. She almost vomited on the spot, but held it in for his sake.

She wasn't relieved from this nonsense in her dorm room either. Enid had received many a card and chocolates, most of which she didnt seem to care for. In fact, Enid hadn't bothered touching her chocolates, instead offering them to Wednesday, and then Thing when she declined.
Of course there was an obvious reason for this which her so-called 'admirers' should've known, Enid's allergic to chocolate. Namely the milk within. If they really adored Enid as much as those card claim they would at least have sent dark or vegan chocolate.

All this talk of love, crushes, true loves has Wednesday's head spinning. At mealtimes it's all her peers rage on about. Yoko has even tried bringing her into the conversation with a teasing remark of Wednesday having a 'secret lover.' If Wednesday had a 'lover' she would never hide them away. Not that she would ever want one, of course.

Though, it did get her thinking. Recently, she's been feeling this weird sensation in her stomach. Almost like that spider she ate as a dare many years ago laid eggs abd they finally hatched, scuttering about inside, but no. The sensation leaves too often for it to be spiders. Something outwardly is causing such things. Enid Sinclair.

When she inches a little too close. When their pinky finger's brush against each other during late night walks. Catching her blue eyes already looking her way during class, only to dart away a second later. Everything Enid does lately has Wednesday's stomach dancing. It was honestly becoming quite bothersome. So much so that Wednesday willingly goes to Bianca for help, hoping that a threat at her scales would keep her quiet.

"Uh...okay? And why are you telling me this?" Bianca asks, piercing blue eyes staring dumbly down at dead brown.

"I require you to tell me what this means. I thought that much was clear?"

"Wait, you were serious about that?" The upward quirk of the siren's mouth has Wednesday seething. She knows something and is milking it out for her own enjoyment. Humiliating her. Before Wednesday can pounce, Bianca raises her hands in defense before continuing, "Woah, calm Addams. Look yoy aren't gonna like the answer so you can't maim me or something for saying it okay?"

Wednesday stares blankly. Agreeing to such a ridiculous deal is ludicrous. Unnecessary. Absolute stupidi- "Okay."

Bianca eyes the seer for sincerity before proceeding, you can never be too careful with an Addams. "You have a crush on Enid." Bianca says with a shrug.

Within seconds Wednesday's hidden boot knife is inches from Bianca's neck, a single droplet of blood already running down it. "Do not insult me, Barclay."

"Woah, break it up!" Someone calls from far away, second later pulling Wednesday away from Bianca with impossibly strong arms. "Damn B, what'd you do for such a reaction. I thought you two were cool afte the whole Crackstone sitch?" Yoko asks, struggling against a persistant Wednesday.