Chapter 56: Chu Hechao, what a talent

18 1 0
                                    

Chapter 56

Yuanli didn't expect that his simple words could cause Chu Hechao to have such a big reaction, and he laughed at it.

Could it be that although Chu Hechao usually talks like a veteran, he is actually still a virgin?

Oh my god, a virgin of twenty-five or twenty-six in ancient times.

Yuanli's face turned red from trying to hold back his laughter. He clenched his fists to suppress his laughter and walked to the bed with his head down. Although he was also a virgin, it did not affect his ridicule of Chu Hechao.

He suddenly felt some of the joy of teasing Chu Hechao. The general was usually majestic, cold and handsome, and looked like a veteran soldier. Who would have known that the reaction to being teased would be so funny? Yuanli was a little eager to make a move, and his courage grew instantly.

He got into the bed, staring at Chu Hechao who was still frozen in front of the screen, and deliberately asked with concern: "General, why did you knock the screen down?"

Chu Hechao not only knocked the screen down, but his hand also shook and he peed directly on his boots.

After realizing what he had done, the general fastened his pants with a dark face, lifted up the screen, and walked out quickly.

After a while, he changed into new boots and sat down next to Yuanli's bed.

Yuanli was so happy that he coughed and joked, "General, why are you so nervous when I praise you?"

Chu Hechao was indeed a little flustered and blushing because of his words just now. But now that he was teased by Yuanli, his male nature prevailed. It seemed that he had forgotten what embarrassing things he had done before. He raised his eyebrows calmly and smiled like a man, revealing a lazy and wild nature. "I would be nervous? Boy, I'm afraid of scaring you." 

After saying that, he laughed lowly, bent down, and his tall shadow covered Yuanli, "You haven't seen such a big one, right?"

Yuanli's heart jumped, and heat rushed to his face: "..."

Fuck.

He felt that he had lost for some reason.

He was a person from the later generations who had seen the world, how could he lose to Chu Hechao in dirty talk?

A strange sense of self-esteem and desire to win jumped out in time. Yuan Li raised his eyelids, suppressed his shame, and decided to attack again. He smiled and said, "I just took a quick look and didn't look carefully. I can't tell if it's true or not even if the general asks me. Why don't I take a closer look?"

But when it comes to being a hooligan, no one can beat Chu Hechao as long as he is thick-skinned.

The general narrowed his eyes, looked at Yuan Li for a while, then casually lifted his robe to the side, and untied his belt, as if he really wanted to show it to Yuan Li!

Don't!

I'm just bragging!

Yuan Li's scalp tingled for a moment, but thinking about how Chu Hechao had just knocked down the screen, he really didn't believe that Chu Hechao would dare to do that. It was estimated that he was just a big shot with little thunder, and Yuan Li couldn't be fooled by him. Yuan Li kept analyzing in his heart, and he was a little confident. He pretended to be calm, his smile remained unchanged, and his eyes were still slightly curious.

The two men faced each other silently. Chu Hechao had a nameless fire burning in his heart, which made him sweat on his back. He felt a kind of heat that had nowhere to vent. His movements became slower and slower, and his belt moved back and forth between his fingers. Suddenly, Chu Hechao raised his eyelids and said with a teasing smile, "Do you really want to see it? Yuanli, nod your head and let it go."

Yuanli seemed tough, but in fact he was just teasing, "General, do you think you are bragging?"

Chu Hechao sneered, staring at Yuanli, and completely pulled off the trouser rope around his waist. Just as he was about to take out his brother, Lin Tian's voice sounded outside in time, "My lord, your medicine is ready." The

two people in the room breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Chu Hechao quickly tied his belt back without any change of expression, and said first, "Come in."

Lin Tian brought the medicine in, breaking the strange atmosphere in the room, and a bitter taste also floated over.

Yuan Li breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He was so relieved at the moment that he didn't care whether the medicine was bitter or not. He took the medicine and drank it without saying a word.

Lin Tian took the empty bowl and retreated quietly.

Chu Hechao looked at Yuan Li's bitter and twisted expression, poured a glass of water and handed it to him, angrily and laughing, "Can't you drink it slowly?"

Yuan Li breathed a sigh of relief after drinking a glass of water, "It will be more bitter if you drink it slowly."

After returning the cup, Yuan Li didn't want Chu Hechao to think of the previous topic, so he changed the subject and asked, "General, have you settled the hundreds of soldiers?"

Chu Hechao said lazily, "Everything has been arranged. You have also arranged the medical staff to examine the civilians and soldiers in an orderly manner. There is no rush to repair the palace, and it will not be too late to do it in the spring. I sent people to check whether Xiao Ce has any accomplices. Those who are suspicious have been arrested and are being interrogated."

"Thank you for your hard work, General," Yuan Li nodded and sighed, "Thanks to your timely arrival yesterday, we didn't let them escape, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous."

Chu Hechao frowned, "Your soap shop was burned down, and I heard that all the soaps were burned?"

Yuan Li smiled bitterly, "Yes. The soaps in the soap shop were made from the lard of the two thousand pigs killed before. It's a pity to burn the lard like this." The

soap shop is not like the palace. At least half of the palace was saved. But the soap shop was completely burned to ashes. Fortunately, there were no casualties.

Chu Hechao felt distressed when he heard him halfway through. As long as he thought about the price of a soap, he wanted to drag Xiao Ce over and whip his corpse again. With a sneer, "Xiao Ce and others died too easily."

"It would be better if this guy died earlier," Yuan Li frowned, "He is a bit weird. His legs are broken, and he can still do this just by staying in the room to recuperate. The craftsmen who came to Youzhou with me are all trustworthy people, but even so, there are still people who are bewitched by him. His mouth is a bit scary."

As he spoke, he saw Chu Hechao tug at his collar and some sweat appeared on his forehead. Yuan Li stopped talking, "Is the general hot?"

"Not bad," Chu Hechao hooked his feet over the chair on the other side, raised his legs and put them on it, and said slowly, "Do I count as meritorious service?"

"Of course," Yuan Li heard the sound of the strings and understood the elegant meaning, and said generously, "There will be rewards for meritorious service. What does the general want? As long as I can get it for you, I will definitely do my best."

Chu Hechao gritted his teeth, "Do you have an elder brother in your family?"

Yuan Li shook his head, "No, I am the eldest son in the family, and I have two younger brothers."

Chu Hechao leaned back, like a resting tiger, with colorful tiger stripes, making it difficult to figure out his thoughts, "Don't you have an elder brother in the clan?"

Speaking of this, Yuan Li's mouth twitched, his seniority in the clan is very low. Eight out of ten boys of the same age as him are his elders, "No, but there are several uncles of the same age."

Chu Hechao sneered, "The seniority is really low."

Yuan Li said, "It is very low, but I am still your sister-in-law."

Chu Hechao's smile gradually disappeared.

He didn't think anything of the title "sister-in-law" before, knowing that Yuanli didn't like him calling her that, he even specifically called her "sister-in-law" just to tease Yuanli. But for some reason, when Chu Hechao heard these two words now, he felt annoyed from the bottom of his heart, as if a sense of depression was entangled in these two words, weighing heavily on his heart and brows.

Yuanli didn't know which of his words had touched his sore spot again. The man's mood seemed to suddenly become difficult to suppress. His brows were furrowed, his mouth was pressed down, and a cloud of black air covered his handsome face.

He said inexplicably: "What's wrong with you? Did I say something wrong?"

Chu Hechao was afraid of scaring him, so he restrained his expression and turned it into a calm expression, "No."

Yuan Li tried: "Really?"

Chu Hechao looked at him sideways, "Are you expecting me to be angry?"

Yuan Li rolled his eyes, "Chu Hechao, you are really taking a big blame."

Chu Hechao couldn't help laughing, and suddenly retracted his legs and sat up straight. His strong figure stood by the bed with a strong sense of oppression. He whispered, "Yuan Li, among the boys who haven't established themselves yet, you are the first one who dares to call my name to my face."

"I'm seven or eight years older than you," Chu Hechao tapped his thighs with his fingers, bending his waist even lower, "Call me brother and let me hear it."

Yuan Li had a strange expression: "How can I call you that?"

Even though Chu Hechao is older than him, they are uncle and sister-in-law. Yuan Li still wanted to use the identity of "eldest sister-in-law" to control Chu Hechao, this can't be messed up.

Chu Hechao asked, "Are you going to scream?"

Yuan Li said confidently, "This is unreasonable."

Chu Hechao looked up at Yuan Li and said softly, "Why didn't you say it was unreasonable when you wanted to see my vitals just now?"

A shadow covered Chu Hechao's face, but his eyes were hot and scalding. Something was growing up like crazy grass and being suppressed, sinking and rising again, burning Yuan Li so much that he shivered and felt like he was really being stared at by a tiger.

"Really not screaming?" Chu Hechao asked for the last time.

Yuan Li's fingers were numb as if he had received an electric shock. His words were blocked and he could only cough and clear his throat. "Is this the reward you want?"

Chu Hechao said, "Almost."

A famous general whose reputation spread throughout the Northern Zhou Dynasty would indeed feel uncomfortable being called brother by a boy who had not yet become an official. From this perspective, it was understandable that Chu Hechao wanted to hear him call him brother.

Yuan Li struggled and said, "Are you sure you just want me to call you brother? General, it might be better if you said something else. For example, the army captured 13,000 war horses not long ago. Don't you want to equip them with stirrups?"

Chu Hechao asked back, "If I don't want it, you won't equip them?"

Yuan Li wanted to threaten him, but this was a matter of duty. Yuan Li wiped his face and said solemnly, "Even if you don't say it, I will equip you."

Chu Hechao raised his thin lips, "I don't want you to give me anything else, just call me. It doesn't cost money or effort, why don't you want to?"

Yuan Li pondered, "Do you really want to hear it?"

Chu Hechao said directly, "Nonsense."

Yuan Li sighed, call him if he wants to. If there is no uncle-sister-in-law relationship, Yuan Li should call him brother. In his previous life, because he was young, he called everyone brother and sister, so this one didn't matter.

Not knowing why Chu Hechao wanted to hear this meaningless address, Yuanli rubbed his forehead, "General, help me pour another glass of water."

Chu Hechao obediently stood up to pour him a glass of water. Yuanli took a sip of the water, and when Chu Hechao sat down, he said unexpectedly: "Brother."

Chu Hechao suddenly raised his head and looked at him with a burning gaze.

Yuanli felt uncomfortable being looked at, but found that Chu Hechao seemed to like this address very much. He tentatively said, "Brother, my hands are a little itchy."

"Well," Chu Hechao responded from his throat, leaning back in the chair and closing his eyes comfortably, "Just bear with the itch."

Yuanli: "..." 

Does this really like being called that by him?

Yuanli continued, "Brother, I can't bear it, it's too itchy."

Chu Hechao said: "Then what do you want me to do?"

Yuanli said: "Cure my itch."

This conversation was too strange. Chu Hechao's throat was itchy, and the dirty words "I can cure your itch with something" were swallowed before they were spoken. Inappropriately, the scene where Chu Mingfeng gave his last words before his death suddenly flashed through his mind.

"I regard her as my wife. She is the daughter-in-law of the Chu family and your biological sister-in-law."

Yuanli is Chu Mingfeng's wife, the daughter-in-law of the eldest son of the Chu family, and his biological sister-in-law.

Biological sister-in-law.

Chu Hechao suddenly opened his eyes, his face ugly and shocked. He glanced at Yuanli, suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself hard, then turned around and ran out the door.

Yuanli stared at him blankly as he broke through the door and ran away.

In his two lifetimes, this was the first time he saw someone hitting himself without any reason.

Chu Hechao, what a talent.

After Being Abducted by the General, Chapters 98+ | BL, MTLWhere stories live. Discover now