dandys world ONESHOTS!!!

shrimpo vs fanny [CRACK]

Requested by: oscarforbuddies

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"Where the hell am i." A blue fan with no arms said. Tisha noticed the thing and made a disgusted face. "Err, is that a new toon. It looks.. Unfinished."

"OH GOD PUT IT BACK!!" -boxten

"BOXTEN!!" Tisha said.

"Sowwy the voices started talking." -boxten

"what-" -tisha

"NO, I AM NOT A TOON. WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN A TOON??" -fanny

"girl.." -glisten

"AND WHY IS THIS PLACE SO COLORFUL? IT'S STRAINING MY EYES, I HATE IT!!"

"EXCUSE ME..." Everyone turned around to see shrimpo. "THAT'S MY LINE. I SAY I HATE EVERYTHING. NOT YOU!!"

"I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COPY ME." -shrimpo

"COPY?? I'M THE OG." -Fanny

"oop" -scraps

"YEAH SURE. YOUR JUST A **"FAN."** OF ME I'M SURE."

"OH, PULLING OUT PUNS NOW??I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS AND IT'S GONNA BE AS SHRIMPLE AS THAT."

"girlie ain't even got no arms-" -tisha.

"Wait sto-" -teagan.

"No, let them fight I wanna see this." Dandy stopped teagan. "Where the hell did you come from??" -poppy

"COME HERE MOFO!!"

"WAIT WHA-" Shrimpo bitch slapped fanny as she fell onto the floor, but she got up quick and dropkicked him. "ACK-"

"ASSHOLE!!" Fanny stomped on him and kicked him a lot.. "OMG LET HIM GET UP.." Poppy said, covering her mouth. Shrimpo took Fanny's leg and tripped her. "RAT"

"GRAHHHHE" Fanny growled, she dodged one of shrimpos attacks and headbutt him. Causing him to floor to the floor completely.

"Omg.. You knocked him out.." Tisha said.

"Heh, what can I say?? I'm the OG hater.." Fanny said. "ANYONE ELSE??" she said, no one said a word. "That's what i-"

"Fanny there you are!!"

A British tree came outta nowhere. "There's another one.." Brightney said. "Thanks bright I thought that was a dog, I didn't have eyes for a moment." Rodger said. "Okay you can just shut the fuck up"

"Four accidentally teleported us to the wrong univers-" Tree looked at the knocked out person, then fanny. "It hasn't even been an hour yet and you already got into a fight with someone here... Let's just go before we get locked away.."

"WHATEVER!! I HATE FIGHTING!!" She followed tree into a mysterious purple portal.

"Oh so we can just have random ass portals now??" Astro said. "Uhm, shrimpo?"

Boxten poked at him with a stick. "Don't tell goob about this.." Scraps picked up shrimpo and put him on her back. "TISHA, DANDY, CMON, WE NEED A MED!!"

"YAY TAPES!" Dandy said, following them.

"Well... What now.." Cosmo said, breaking the awkward silence.

"Let's have a kawaii sleepover! And put all the boys in MAKEUP!" Poppy said.

"ok" scraps said.

"WHAT?? NO." Sprout said.

"Goob. You know what to do." Scraps said. Goob saluted at her and dragged Sprout by the legs and all the toons followed poppy to her room😟 "NOOOOOAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

THE END!!! 478 words. 🤑