Invader Zim Scenarios/Headcanons

How You First Met

Zim-
You were one of the students in Miss Bitters' class that was there before he was, so when he arrived, he was the new student to you. You made sure to try to greet him politely, though he gave you a weird look.
You offered to show him a tour after class, but he declined.

Dib-
This time, you are a new student.

You had been allowed entry into the classroom by a bitter woman, which you would later find to be the teacher, Miss Bitters. Upon your entrance, a big-headed boy shot up from his desk and began to yell about how you were a demon, startling you. How did he already know your secret!? Your disguise was so good.
As if your luck couldn't be worse, you were seated right next to him, and he gave you a concentrated stare the entire class period.

Gaz-
You were wandering around the entrance of The Skool(your parents basically just abandoned you there without a word and didn't even tell you it was a school), and a mysterious girl walked toward you, asking if you were the new kid. When you nervously replied that you were, she showed you where the classroom was and walked away. You found yourself growing curious as to the identity of the strange girl - you hadn't even gotten her name.

Gir-
You were solemnly walking down the street after another day at 'Skool', and you noticed Zim's dog. It was green and goofy and sort of cute. Oh, but it was also running right at you! As Zim yelled and the dog pulled you up, you noticed that it apologized and scampered away. Zim gave you an inquisitive look, and you acted like you had seen nothing unusual, causing him to smile and go into his house.
You stood there, bamboozled by the strange talking dog. Was it even a dog? What was it?
The questions haunted you as you continued your journey home.

Professor Membrane-
You stood behind the counter after another customer had yelled at you, staring blankly ahead. You were snapped out of it by an unusual man in a white coat... THE Professor Membrane! You apologized for not noticing him, and he chuckled.
You ended up having a nice conversation about swamp gas for whatever reason. Looking back, it still leaves you confused.

Tak-
You were grumbling as you stomped down the street, angered that you had lost your only companion, and you bumped into someone. You looked up and noticed a girl and her cat, which you instantly recognized as not being normal. You decided that you would test something. You greeted her in Irken, and she seemed surprised for a moment, and you could see skepticism in her eyes. You backed up, preparing for her to attack, when she greeted you back.
The two of you revealed your true selves, and she angrily asked what you were doing here, weapons drawn, to which you responded, hands up, that you had crashed and have no way back, even mentioning the loss of your companion.
You assumed your human disguises once more and nodded, each keeping a close eye on the other for the remainder of their time there.

The Tallests-
You had gotten yelled at by your manager that you needed to hurry up, despite being the only employee during happy hour, and the next thing you knew, you were in a strange purple contraption. As you saw yourself leaving the Earth's orbit, you realized what had happened. You had been abducted. You panicked for a moment but then realized that there was nothing left for you back home, just cockroaches and sadness.
You sat slumped against the side of the floating orb, gazing down at the space rocks floating around, until you heard an announcement. Something about invaders bringing a gift to The Tallests, and you were dropped before them, in all your human glory.
They gasped, turning and whispering to each other. You could feel the millions of eyes on you as you shook in fearful silence, and then the strange aliens announced to you:
"Human. We are taking you as our prisoner."

And that's how your life was changed forever.

Miss Bitters-
You had been accepted into The Skool as a new teacher. Specifically, the art teacher! You were so excited, though you saw the state that the school was in. It was very...old and dirty.. you tried to remain optimistic, of course, and you identified yourself at the front desk. On the way to your new classroom, you saw a grumpy woman. She looked you up and down and spoke:
"So you're the new teacher."
You nodded, smiling, and was bummed when she grunted and disappeared into her own classroom.
Perhaps it would be harder here than you realized.