Zim-
He'd be cheering for you, screaming that you're more worthy than them and that you can do anything. You would win, of course, and he'd be going on about how he knew you were the only one worthy enough to be his friend.
He would brag about you for the rest of the day.
Dib-
He'd be stiff in fear. Not for you, but for your enemy. He knows your deadly potential. He'd give you a fist bump when you won and just tell the idiot that he warned them.
Gaz-
She wouldn't look up from her game and would just give you a thumbs up when you won the fight. She did tell you to be careful, though, and try not to get too injured.
Gir-
He'd be eating a comically giant bucket of popcorn. Zim would be watching, too.
Gir would loudly and obnoxiously cheer for you by basically just shouting your name over and over. When the fight was over, he asked if you wanted some popcorn and patched you up(he put a bunch of Hello Kitty band-aids over your injuries).
Professor Membrane-
A coworker(let's name him Jeff) had decided to attack you because his time at the place drew him mad with rage(you're overworked, and now you're working alone because of the coworker). You survived and got Jeff dragged away by the authorities, but you were still hurt and shaken up.
Membrane patched you up, good as new, and told you to be extra careful since you were working alone.
Tak-
She'd be watching in amusement as your enemy got pummeled into the concrete. When you returned, she'd toss you a snack and tell you that you did a good job.
The Tallests-
You never fight - why would you? You're under the protection of The Tallests and have no reason to. So when someone called them to resolve a fight, they knew that one of the Irkens had instigated it.
They got both sides and realized instantly that the Irken was lying about you attacking them, and so they got ejected from the ship.
Miss Bitters-
Normally, she didn't care about fights, but because it was you, she was invested; you were always understanding and friendly, never wanting to hurt anyone, so if you were attacking someone, then they deserved it. She sipped her coffee and watched as you beat someone into next Tuesday, and when the police arrived, she said that she saw nothing and that something must have fallen on them. Being absolutely incompetent, they believed her and carried on with doing whatever it was that they were doing.
When you apologized and asked why she lied to them, she just responded that she had nothing better to do.
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Invader Zim Scenarios/Headcanons
FanfictionDisclaimer - I do not own Invader Zim or the cover. I just made these for fun and to pass the time when I have nothing else to do. These are scenarios for if you were the best friend of Invader Zim characters(in other words, no dating, only friendsh...
